(no subject)

[imaginist]

In the past 48 hours, someone in this building has played "All I Want for Christmas Is You" a total of sixty-one (61) times. I don't know if this is one person or several people throughout the day, but it's become intolerable. We are still at the beginning of the month.

[DM: Parson Starling & Crysta Waldinger]

Please respond to this survey at your earliest convenience:

1) What are your plans for Christmas?

2) Are you currently dating anyone?

3) On a scale of 1–10, rate how much you want to discuss other events this month, with 1 being "never and I don't even know what you're talking about actually" and 10 being "I want an actual serious conversation about it, but I will mercifully allow us all to get drunk first."

Comments

[coulee]

[...] 61 times huh

[failson]

If they don't stop, I'm going to go gnaw through a powerline.

[beautyfull]

if i hear it 3x more i will commit my first murder.

[crawlwaller]

But it's the most wonderful time of the year

Waldingers + Parson

[emulsify]

I hope you're properly anonymizing these results.

1.) idk, thinking about getting an airbnb somewhere with a beach and without purple crystal trees.

2.) no lmao?

3.) uhhhhhhhhhhhh. that's gonna be a 2 from me.

[unperceive]

of course you're a hater

[nolitangere]

As someone who watched Glitter (2001) during its theatrical run and paid 249 United States Dollars for a factory-sealed edition of Chick’s Someone’s Ugly Daughter from MAPCDJAPAN on eBay, I am allowed to play Mariah Carey as much as I want. As loud as I want. The government said so.¹



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¹ I’m the government.