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[imaginist]

In the past 48 hours, someone in this building has played "All I Want for Christmas Is You" a total of sixty-one (61) times. I don't know if this is one person or several people throughout the day, but it's become intolerable. We are still at the beginning of the month.

[DM: Parson Starling & Crysta Waldinger]

Please respond to this survey at your earliest convenience:

1) What are your plans for Christmas?

2) Are you currently dating anyone?

3) On a scale of 1–10, rate how much you want to discuss other events this month, with 1 being "never and I don't even know what you're talking about actually" and 10 being "I want an actual serious conversation about it, but I will mercifully allow us all to get drunk first."

Comments

[imaginist]

I'm starting a petition to ban holiday music in public spaces. This doesn't solve the problem of whoever lives in the apartment above mine, but one step at a time.

[failson]

Would you like to borrow a broom handle so that you can at least bang until they stop?

[imaginist]

I'm able to project noises, although maybe you have a point. Illusions aren't quite as satisfying as banging my ceiling with a physical object.

Now, however, we should find a way to destroy every Christmas album held by whoever's in charge of the Commercial Centre speaker system.

[failson]

Oh, Carol might go on a murder spree if we do that. I saw her wearing Rudolph earrings already.

[imaginist]

And who gave Carol the authority to force everyone in this station to listen to Michael Bublé? No one asked for this.

[failson]

Probably no one. She's just old and scary.

[coulee]

hi