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[imaginist]

In the past 48 hours, someone in this building has played "All I Want for Christmas Is You" a total of sixty-one (61) times. I don't know if this is one person or several people throughout the day, but it's become intolerable. We are still at the beginning of the month.

[DM: Parson Starling & Crysta Waldinger]

Please respond to this survey at your earliest convenience:

1) What are your plans for Christmas?

2) Are you currently dating anyone?

3) On a scale of 1–10, rate how much you want to discuss other events this month, with 1 being "never and I don't even know what you're talking about actually" and 10 being "I want an actual serious conversation about it, but I will mercifully allow us all to get drunk first."

Comments

[coulee]

but what about 🎄the hype🎄?? gotta build up that enthusiasm, let it marinate.

[imaginist]

Does anyone really need three and a half weeks of hype, though? What about one week?

[coulee]

no. no we needed 4.5 weeks but i went to portland so i'm behind schedule.

[imaginist]

The Christmas season does not start in November. This is ridiculous.

[coulee]

it does if you believe it does. and if you really, REALLY like xmas.

[imaginist]

Oh, God. [...] Three floors now separate us, so you are, for once, not the worst holiday culprit in this building.

[coulee]

i can work harder. 🙂

[imaginist]

I'm filing a noise complaint as we speak.

[coulee]

for what. "excessive cheer"??