(no subject)

[imaginist]

In the past 48 hours, someone in this building has played "All I Want for Christmas Is You" a total of sixty-one (61) times. I don't know if this is one person or several people throughout the day, but it's become intolerable. We are still at the beginning of the month.

[DM: Parson Starling & Crysta Waldinger]

Please respond to this survey at your earliest convenience:

1) What are your plans for Christmas?

2) Are you currently dating anyone?

3) On a scale of 1–10, rate how much you want to discuss other events this month, with 1 being "never and I don't even know what you're talking about actually" and 10 being "I want an actual serious conversation about it, but I will mercifully allow us all to get drunk first."

Comments

[imaginist]

You can still be useful. Do you know who else is assigned to the Commercial Centre today?

[bwnedpronouncedboned]

thank god another existential crisis avoided for now

i do but i'm p sure they're making out atm do you want me to put them on the line for you

[imaginist]

Incredible. Does anyone in Security do any real work? [...] And no. Keep them occupied.

[bwnedpronouncedboned]

not on sundays so that's a pro tip to everyone planning their station crimes

oh boy things are about to get real awkward in this break room

[imaginist]

Fair enough. Even I take breaks on Sunday. I only work for four hours.

Good luck. This falls right within your wheelhouse, I'm sure.