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[mxpotatohead]

HI

I HAVE A VERY IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT

I am an entire SANDWICH??? Everyone go to the Buttonbush and ask for THE VALIANT VIDALIA. It's vegan!!!

and there are uh
a lot of onions.




[.........]

ALSO [...] BTW I'm gonna start using they pronouns!! [...] Which I kinda already do but now it's first choice!!!

[...] And NOT because I'm a sandwich now and don't identify as human or because me and the sandwich have become a plural being or anything in case you were wondering!!!

[...]

OK THANK YOU THAT IS ALL

Comments

[loudon]

Congrats on the sandwich and the pronouns!

[mxpotatohead]

THANK YOU I LOVE BEING A SENTIENT ONION SANDWICH!!!!

[stophit]

DUDE i'm gonna eat the fuck outta this sandwich

[...] are you ok with me saying dude

[mxpotatohead]

HELL YEAH YOU ARE

omg dude is extremely gender neutral and we all know it???

[stophit]

is this a filling sandwich or the kind where you gotta order at least two of em

i always mean dude in a gender neutral way but you gotta be considerate and shit when it comes to respecting ppl's identities

[misapplied]

you're gonna have stinky breath

[beautyfull]

how much onion is it raw

bc i want to support u my v fave theybie but my mouth smell biome is v important to me also

[mxpotatohead]

A LOT and uhhhh yeah like raw slices and it's surprisingly good???? Maybe you could ask for it with PINEAPPLE

[dorinlee]

I've been there! It's super cute. I can't speak to the food, but I bet the Valiant Vidalia is amazing!

Seems like you made a good impression. Did you help them finally get those Great Spangled Fritillaries they were after or something?

You got it! ♥ Thanks for letting us know.

[mxpotatohead]

It's SURPRISINGLY tasty for a buncha sliced up onions. Apparently I saved Mama and/or Papa Buttonbush's BELOVED SON from the cult and they were like "OMG I know the perfect way to honor this hero and it's by eating a bunch of their namesake" and you know what??? They were RIGHT.

♥♥♥ YOU GUYS ROCK

[coulee]

buttonbush makes the best home fries in chittenden county but i bet the valiant vidalia's gonna be the star of their menu now

[mxpotatohead]

If I NEED to go there and hype it up daily I am PREPARED to quit one of my jobs

DM: Taby/Vidalia

[misapplied]

👍👍!

DM: Taby/Vidalia

[mxpotatohead]

THANK YOOOUUUU!!!!!! For being an INSPIRATION

[readjusting]

they shouldve just shoved a bloomin onion on some good bread i bet that would be bomb but also congrats idk what you did but it mustve been awesome

heard on they preference

[mxpotatohead]

Oh MAN we'd need a dipping sauce for it what kind of dipping sauce would be perf?????

[inosculate]

Oh! Congratulations on being like an entire lunch!

Also, what's like SUPER cool is that they covers you and the sandwich collectively but then also you individually. Which is more than most other pronouns bother to do.

[mxpotatohead]

Or at least an important part of one!!!

omg I hope people are talking about me and the sandwich collectively?? And like I wouldn't even mind being Vidalia 2 if it came to that???

[failson]

You are excellent and totally deserving of a sandwich named after you!

[mxpotatohead]

THANK YOU!!! You should try it!!!!

[maccool]

congrats on the sandwich but there's nothing that can get me to eat that many onions in one sitting.

[mxpotatohead]

So you're SAYING leftovers have a chance

[nolitangere]

Cool, love raw onions. @/ASong, date night meal idea lol

And thanks for the heads up re: pronouns!

[mxpotatohead]

LIKE who doesn't tbh??????

!!! Thanks @ y'all for being SUPER coolbeans

[artificialgravity]

your sandwich sounds like it'd give you bad breath

and that's cool for you