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[mxpotatohead]

HI

I HAVE A VERY IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT

I am an entire SANDWICH??? Everyone go to the Buttonbush and ask for THE VALIANT VIDALIA. It's vegan!!!

and there are uh
a lot of onions.




[.........]

ALSO [...] BTW I'm gonna start using they pronouns!! [...] Which I kinda already do but now it's first choice!!!

[...] And NOT because I'm a sandwich now and don't identify as human or because me and the sandwich have become a plural being or anything in case you were wondering!!!

[...]

OK THANK YOU THAT IS ALL

Comments

[mxpotatohead]

They gave me one for FREE and also a coffee and also a lil bowl of water for Gordo to REFRESH after chasing butterfriends but this is ALSO acceptable

omg are there carbs in mayo bc I BET they would make you one with a lettuce wrap

[beautyfull]

there are carbs in mayo yes.
But that's so cute omg did he love the butterflies

[mxpotatohead]

It was studio ghibli ADORABLE he wants to eat them but he can't bc they're FRIENDS and also they're alive don't be rude gordy poo

[beautyfull]

Baby don’t eat yr friends???
U def took video right

[mxpotatohead]

I DID but you either have to watch to it on mute and miss his little bork bork boofs or hear me saying "GORDO. GORD. BABY. GORDY BABY BOY DARLING CHILD STOP." for five minutes

[beautyfull]

but u see I like both yr sweet voices so this is like win win win

[rainbowfish]

Your dog says some wild things, by the way.

[mxpotatohead]

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPILL??????????????????????

[rainbowfish]

Asked me a bunch of incoherent questions about what is and isn't edible. Onions are bad for dogs, by the way.

[mxpotatohead]

omg I'M SO PROUD OF HIM FOR ASKING he's my smart little GUY

[rainbowfish]

He's a good dog.

[beautyfull]

I knew u would think so

[rainbowfish]

Even I am not immune to literal puppy dog eyes.