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[mxpotatohead]

HI

I HAVE A VERY IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT

I am an entire SANDWICH??? Everyone go to the Buttonbush and ask for THE VALIANT VIDALIA. It's vegan!!!

and there are uh
a lot of onions.




[.........]

ALSO [...] BTW I'm gonna start using they pronouns!! [...] Which I kinda already do but now it's first choice!!!

[...] And NOT because I'm a sandwich now and don't identify as human or because me and the sandwich have become a plural being or anything in case you were wondering!!!

[...]

OK THANK YOU THAT IS ALL

Comments

[stophit]

DUDE i'm gonna eat the fuck outta this sandwich

[...] are you ok with me saying dude

[mxpotatohead]

HELL YEAH YOU ARE

omg dude is extremely gender neutral and we all know it???

[stophit]

is this a filling sandwich or the kind where you gotta order at least two of em

i always mean dude in a gender neutral way but you gotta be considerate and shit when it comes to respecting ppl's identities

[mxpotatohead]

Oh at least 1.5 sammies for every three feet of you they're all small and round???? I bet you could fit a whole one in your MOUTH

[stophit]

damn ok that's a lot of sandwiches. are you getting a percentage

[mxpotatohead]

Only of the GLORY

[misapplied]

you're gonna have stinky breath

[stophit]

that's just the price you pay for a good ass sandwich