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[mxpotatohead]

HI

I HAVE A VERY IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT

I am an entire SANDWICH??? Everyone go to the Buttonbush and ask for THE VALIANT VIDALIA. It's vegan!!!

and there are uh
a lot of onions.




[.........]

ALSO [...] BTW I'm gonna start using they pronouns!! [...] Which I kinda already do but now it's first choice!!!

[...] And NOT because I'm a sandwich now and don't identify as human or because me and the sandwich have become a plural being or anything in case you were wondering!!!

[...]

OK THANK YOU THAT IS ALL

Comments

[mxpotatohead]

Or at least an important part of one!!!

omg I hope people are talking about me and the sandwich collectively?? And like I wouldn't even mind being Vidalia 2 if it came to that???

[inosculate]

You can eat and walk which TOTALLY can't be accomplished by a salad or something. Maybe a bag of chips for afterward, sure. But the star is obviously the sandwich.

Or like Vidalia² when together.

[mxpotatohead]

I feel like we need a drink, they should name a drink after another hero. WHO DESERVES A DRINK???

OR the Vidalia Series??? Because like Vidalia: The Reckoning ALSO kinda has a ring to it ppl can call me that too

[inosculate]

Who's to say that after each successful rescue, you can't add another menu item to your rotation?

You get enough and you can cover like the entire The Fast & the Furious series.

[mxpotatohead]

Hmmmmmmmm the only other food name I have is roux do you think they'd add a roux to the meal deal????

[inosculate]

I mean, there's like a LOT of foods that could be improved by adding a roux. You'd be the ultimate meal-enhancer.