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[mxpotatohead]

HI

I HAVE A VERY IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT

I am an entire SANDWICH??? Everyone go to the Buttonbush and ask for THE VALIANT VIDALIA. It's vegan!!!

and there are uh
a lot of onions.




[.........]

ALSO [...] BTW I'm gonna start using they pronouns!! [...] Which I kinda already do but now it's first choice!!!

[...] And NOT because I'm a sandwich now and don't identify as human or because me and the sandwich have become a plural being or anything in case you were wondering!!!

[...]

OK THANK YOU THAT IS ALL

Comments

[nolitangere]

Cool, love raw onions. @/ASong, date night meal idea lol

And thanks for the heads up re: pronouns!

[mxpotatohead]

LIKE who doesn't tbh??????

!!! Thanks @ y'all for being SUPER coolbeans

[nolitangere]

There are some haters among us, I'm sure. But they're missing out. There's very little that doesn't go with raw onion.

[mxpotatohead]

And vegannaise!! Also maybe a roux tbd I might have to save several lives to earn that

[nolitangere]

Usually, I'm against the endangerment of innocents, but for more good food? Why not?

(This is a joke. I am not actually advocating for this.)

[mxpotatohead]

Sorryyyyyyy this is an auto reply message I left after I heard why not and don't have time to read anything anyone said after!!!!

[nolitangere]

NooooOOoooooooOOoo Haha, that's a good one, I'm laughing!