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[exacutus]

Anyone who mentions my behavior yesterday is going to meet a swift and merciless end. That is all.

Comments

[bubble_boy]

I saw nothing if you saw nothing.

[exacutus]

Nothing to see here.

[Noah]
I'm going to DEFENESTRATE myself.

[bubble_boy]

Exactly, just another boring day on the station.

[Minty]
I'll only allow it if it's ground-level and the window is already open.

At least we weren't all lovey-dovey. Last time this happened I asked Jillian at the commissary if she wanted to get married.

[philomathean]

I think joy is a nice look on you both.

[beautyfull]

I feeeel like we should just like
All come to a pact signed in maybe blood that yesterday is Vegas rules and what happens there stays there never to be talked of Again

[exacutus]

How macabre. I'm down.

[beautyfull]

Oh godddd maybe a lil leftover goth did stick around from yday

[coulee]

anybody break up this time?

[bubble_boy]

I think Bert and Andy of Security got into a fight because Bert couldn't stop crying about how cute Andy was, but I assume that has been resolved.

[coulee]

i mean we've all been there. first time i saw andy i shed my own lil tear.

[exacutus]

Who broke up last time?

[coulee]

🤙 yooooo

[lenzpolzin]

yesterday's a complete blank, now that you mention it.

[exacutus]

F Group amnesia, obviously.

[lenzpolzin]

[...] obviously.

[grndctrl]

Is it?

[counterfake]

At least you didn’t proposition your best friends and attempt to leap off of the roof.

[exacutus]

That's a lot of information no one asked for.

[kobalt]

Let's all just agree to collectively forget.

[coulee]

nah i'm good

[exacutus]

I'm good with that. More than good.

[crawlwaller]

I think technically you're mentioning it here first

[exacutus]

I'm not included in my own threats.

[nolitangere]

Yesterday I signed on my great new apartment lol.

[exacutus]

Congrats. Should I bring you a housewarming plant?