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[exacutus]

Anyone who mentions my behavior yesterday is going to meet a swift and merciless end. That is all.

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[coulee]

anybody break up this time?

[bubble_boy]

I think Bert and Andy of Security got into a fight because Bert couldn't stop crying about how cute Andy was, but I assume that has been resolved.

[coulee]

i mean we've all been there. first time i saw andy i shed my own lil tear.

[bubble_boy]

Sometimes you just have to cry it out, I guess.

Did you make any life-altering decisions this time, bud?

[coulee]

nah i got that out of the way last time. now i just live in a disaster zone, nbd hbu

[bubble_boy]

Nice job, minus the disaster zone bit. What did you do?

I had a very uneventful day.

[coulee]

tried remodeling my apartment, never finished. got my work cut out for me today.

aw that's sick i love that for you

[bubble_boy]

L.m.a.o. Good luck man, let me know if you need any help and I'm maybe assist, depending on how lazy I'm feeling. I'm honestly kind of exhausted from being so happy

Thanks, I deserved it.

[coulee]

thanks but it's all good cause i'm a lean mean cleanin machine

course you did!!!!

[exacutus]

Who broke up last time?

[coulee]

🤙 yooooo

[exacutus]

Was this with the tall Nordic doctor?

[coulee]

perschky's first casualty, babyyy

[exacutus]

You don't sound too broken up about it.

[coulee]

we'dve made a shit couple in the long term. and it's not like the vine made us do stuff we'd never do on our own, it just kind of took whatever was already going on with us n made it bigger?? straws and camels and whatever.

[exacutus]

Are you sure that the vine doesn't make you do stuff you'd never do? Because that seems more plausible to me.

[coulee]

i mean idk, ain't in research for a reason

[exacutus]

God. I can't handle this.

[coulee]

just now that i been through 2 perschky seasons, stuff adds up y'know? don't worry about it

[exacutus]

I never worry.

[coulee]

sur that's cool. good for you bud you're ahead of the game already

[stgermaine]