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[exacutus]

Anyone who mentions my behavior yesterday is going to meet a swift and merciless end. That is all.

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Ack! Jannie

[nolitangere]

I wouldn’t take it personally if they refuse. I’m consistently the pebble in like, this entire group’s shoe lol. If you were engaged to someone else, people would probably be fighting for an invite.

Ack! Jannie

[philomathean]

Well, we irritating 🤷🏻‍♀️ I think we’re supposed to just nod and frown when they do their evil little mew mew routine, but that’s boring.

Ack! Jannie

[nolitangere]

Evil mew mew routine? Lmao. [...] We should have an evil mew mew routine. Although we're not really mew mews. I think if we get high enough we start vocalizing like Tasmanian devils.

Ack! Jannie

[philomathean]

I think we should work on our non-verbal evil communication. If we start laughing like we're possessed at this dinner party, it's going to ruin the vibe. I'll get high and make noises that suggest I'm about to bite you some other time.

Ack! Jannie

[nolitangere]

Ack! Jannie

[nolitangere]

[...] Okay. I'll work on subtly evil faces. You know that face cats make when they shit? What about that?

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[philomathean]

Cool! It's called a flehmen grimace and do not make that face at me. I don't even let Tussy make that face at me.

Ack! Jannie

[nolitangere]

Alright, geeze. No flehmens or whatever. I'll think of something else. Everyone's a critic.

Ack! Jannie

[philomathean]

I have an idea about how we could communicate non-verbally! […] Want me to teach you how I do that thing with my eyes when I’m pissed off?

Ack! Jannie

[nolitangere]

No, you keep that, that's your special thing. If I can't do a flehmen, I'll do the Fremen salute with a butter knife. (Which Google informs me is an actual move in escrima.)

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[philomathean]

And what will that indicate? Prepare for battle?

Ack! Jannie

[nolitangere]

It may come to that.

Ack! Jannie

[philomathean]

Did you notice how she RSVP’d for both herself and Noah? That’s couple shit. He must be SO steamed.

Ack! Jannie

[nolitangere]

I’ve noticed, but I’m trying to keep this dinner party alive because I’ve somehow managed to do that thing I do where I make people want to fuck with me then get mad at me. Please hold.

Ack! Jannie

[philomathean]

Holding…

Ack! Jannie

[nolitangere]

New plan: say you disinvited me from dinner because I’m a hooligan, but I hide in your pantry and hand you ingredients as a gag.

Ack! Jannie

[philomathean]

Can’t believe that top hat cyclops didn’t work.

Booo, no. You won’t be able to observe from the pantry. Besides, Crysta and Dorin and Linus will also hopefully be there (when I invite them.) But that is funny. We should definitely have a bit.

Ack! Jannie

[nolitangere]

Oh well lol. As long as you like top hat cyclops. =]Q-) I forgot to mention that he’s wearing a monocle too, but too late.

It’s too bad my powers fucking suck, because we totally could have done that thing Ryan Stiles and Colin Mochrie used to do on Whose Line where I pretend to be your arms and we make a huge mess cooking.