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[exacutus]

Anyone who mentions my behavior yesterday is going to meet a swift and merciless end. That is all.

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Minty/Noah

[exacutus]

If you make me talk about romantic things right now I will bite you.

Minty/Noah

[bubble_boy]

Ok ok, sorry. Romance is dead.

[...]

Oh, hey, did you talk to Dorin yesterday?

Minty/Noah

[exacutus]

I'm going to die alone and that's that.

[...] Yes. You knew already, right?

Minty/Noah

[bubble_boy]

You're going to reject me when I eventually propose? Brutal, but I respect it.

Were you Yeah, I did. [...] I'm sure he's going to feel bad about taking about it today, but [...] I think it's a good thing.

Minty/Noah

[exacutus]

I would never! Obviously you'll die first.

In the long run it'll be a good thing, but he can't be feeling great right now. I want to be there for him as a friend, but I don't know how best to approach without making him withdraw. Time, perhaps?

And I think it goes without saying that I have no problem with his power. It's kind of cool, actually.

Minty/Noah

[bubble_boy]

Ahh, alright. Please don't say I die first because you murder me.

[...]

Yeah, it's going to be hard for him. I'm going to try to not smother him with worry, but [...] I think just reiterating to him that whatever supportive things you said yesterday you still mean will go a long way.

I almost asked but I know you, and I know you wouldn't be bad about it. And I also think it's kind of cool; I wish he could see it more that way, but I also understand why it's hard to.

Minty/Noah

[exacutus]

You want me to lie?

I just don't want to see him retreat into himself. He doesn't deserve or need to do that.

Minty/Noah

[bubble_boy]

RIP me, I guess.

He's definitely going to need a little time, but I don't think it'll last for too long. [...] I know everyone is going to keep being supportive, and that's the most important thing. It's just a big change for him.

Minty/Noah

[exacutus]

Maybe I won't kill you. You're useful.

I just wish he didn't judge himself so harshly.

Minty/Noah

[bubble_boy]

♥

Same, Mints, same. But it'll be ok. Dorin is really resilient, I promise.

Minty/Noah

[exacutus]

Why is she inviting us to dinner like a couple?

Minty/Noah

[bubble_boy]

[......] She's got to be up to something.

Minty/Noah

[exacutus]

But what?

Minty/Noah

[bubble_boy]

Some weird ploy to get us to like Jack?

Minty/Noah

[exacutus]

Maybe they're testing out thirds for their marriage. Not it.

Minty/Noah

[bubble_boy]

No way they're looking for just a third, they want two more. One for each. I call not it with Jack. ♥

[...]

We should probably go, right?

Minty/Noah

[exacutus]

Do you WANT me to actually murder you?

Ugh. Yes. I'll RSVP for us.

Minty/Noah

[bubble_boy]

You were the one calling dibs first.

Oh my god being a mature adult sucks shit.

Minty/Noah

[exacutus]

And?

We're practically children, we shouldn't have to suffer like this!

Minty/Noah

[bubble_boy]

You started it, so I can't be held accountable.

Exactly! The universe really has it out for us lately.

How obnoxious should we be while we're there, though?

Minty/Noah

[exacutus]

Yes you can. Do you feel that? It's me holding you accountable.

Either we're so pleasant and well-mannered that they feel sorry for ever making us suffer, or we out annoy the most annoying couple we know. There's no middle ground here.

Minty/Noah

[bubble_boy]

I'm ignoring it.

Look, we are perfect, but it is 100% the latter.

I should probably say something to Annie so it doesn't look like I'm just letting you communicate for me, huh?

Minty/Noah

[exacutus]

Then I'm going to come and hold you accountable in person!

Right, but how will we do it?

I think it's funnier this way, actually, but do what you must.

Minty/Noah

[bubble_boy]

Bring food.

I'm going to have to think on this... you got any ideas?

Oh, I mean, I don't want to do it, so I'm fine keeping my mouth shut. ♥

Minty/Noah

[exacutus]

Do I look like DoorDash to you?

A few. Proposition them first, announce our own engagements, pretend to be fighting the whole time, pretend not to know what carrots are, etc. The world is our oyster.