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[nolitangere]

Hey all, I made some chili oil noodles to share. I'm at the picnic tables by the lake, come through. But if you want a plate, you need to say happy late birthday to Dior. 😌✌️ Not to her face though. To me. And then I'll release the noodles to you.

(Btw the ingredients include black vinegar, soy sauce, sugar, dry chili pepper powder, Sichuan peppercorns, garlic, green onion, cilantro, and bok choy. Also they're wheat noodles. So if you can't eat any of those things I'm sorry, do not come through.)

[Dior]
Noodly and spicy enough for you? I burned you a CD—it's what I imagine your soundtrack would be if you had a guest arc on The O.C. But I kind of got into a John Hughes mood halfway through, so it's your John Hughes O.C. guest arc mixtape. Also, I need to take a photo of you in some birthday swag. Non-negotiable. [...] Sorry again that your birthday got hijacked by a mole.

[Raine]
I have a plate with your name on it. I don't actually know your exact birthday, sorry, but it's coming up, right? And you said you have a high spice tolerance. I didn't want to make a big deal out of it publicly because I think that might actually shave years off your life, but happy (early? late?) birthday, man. I burned you a CD with some hype songs if you ever need an audio pick-me-up.


_{[OOC: Jack made biangbiang noodles! If your character has had them before, they'll be able to tell that Jack's attempt is serviceable, but definitely the work of someone who needs a liiiiiiiitle more practice pulling noodles.]}

Comments

[exacutus]

How much sugar are we talking?

[nolitangere]

Super small amount. Like less than a Salt Bae sprinkle.

[exacutus]

Acceptable. Happy late birthday, Dior!

[philomathean]

Happy Birthday, Dior! 🌷🎉💕 (And I'm not just saying that for the noodles.)

[nolitangere]

I am appeased. You may have noodles.

[philomathean]

AND he cooks, folks! :)

Raine/Jack

[rainbowfish]

It's tomorrow. [...] That's nice of you. Thanks.

Raine/Jack

[nolitangere]

Oh sick, I was close lol. No problem and enjoy your day! 29 should be fun.

Raine/Jack

[rainbowfish]

Burning CDs is very retro.

[norush]

yooo you cook?

[nolitangere]

Yeah man, what do you like? I'll try cooking anything, can't guarantee it'll be good though.

[norush]

that's dope. I pretty much just eat what I can cook and I can't cook like [...] real food for shit. but my frier work is pretty famous, not gonna lie. you find it, I'll fry it

[noliimplexa]

you should've made them to the chicken dance for the noodles

[jack]
i could cry, this is so good. i knew there was a reason i kept you all these years. you can take photos, but i get veto power if i don't approve. also, you have to be in the photo.

what does my guest arc look like? are you going to kill me off at the end?

[nolitangere]

Lmfao I'm not sure I actually want to see that. Also my noodles aren't good enough.

[Diorjack]
I'll be in one photo, but no more. Of course you get veto power, though.

Good question. I think there should be an explosion (everything should have an explosion of some type), but you survive it. And the next season it's revealed that you moved to New York City and are now a guest on Gossip Girl.

[noliimplexa]

jack please i defended your medium taste to wren, you can't do this to me now

[diorjack]
just one? i hope it turns out good, cause i will be keeping it forever. just fyi

that's literally my deepest dream. do i get to murder chuck and get away with it?

[loudon]

Happy birthday, Dior.

[nolitangere]

Consider yourself noodled, Professor.

[loudon]

Technically, it's not late since I already wished her a happy one on the day of, so I don't think it counts.

[coulee]

happy bday again dior. i'm good on the noodles front though

[nolitangere]

Not a fan of noodles? Or chili? Or something else?

[coulee]

nah i'm a fan of anything i can shove in my mouth, just gotta indoor cat for a couple days.

[heyshutup]

There a reason why we don't say it to her face?

Or is that just noodle-related?

[nolitangere]

You could, I guess. I was just trying to be her secretary. Or message bouncer.

[crawlwaller]

Happy birthday

[nolitangere]

Come and partake in noodles, my child.