enodia_ic | (no subject)

Hey all, I made some chili oil noodles to share. I'm at the picnic tables by the lake, come through. But if you want a plate, you need to say happy late birthday to Dior. 😌✌️ Not to her face though. To me. And then I'll release the noodles to you.

(Btw the ingredients include black vinegar, soy sauce, sugar, dry chili pepper powder, Sichuan peppercorns, garlic, green onion, cilantro, and bok choy. Also they're wheat noodles. So if you can't eat any of those things I'm sorry, do not come through.)

[Dior]
Noodly and spicy enough for you? I burned you a CD—it's what I imagine your soundtrack would be if you had a guest arc on The O.C. But I kind of got into a John Hughes mood halfway through, so it's your John Hughes O.C. guest arc mixtape. Also, I need to take a photo of you in some birthday swag. Non-negotiable. [...] Sorry again that your birthday got hijacked by a mole.

[Raine]
I have a plate with your name on it. I don't actually know your exact birthday, sorry, but it's coming up, right? And you said you have a high spice tolerance. I didn't want to make a big deal out of it publicly because I think that might actually shave years off your life, but happy (early? late?) birthday, man. I burned you a CD with some hype songs if you ever need an audio pick-me-up.

_{[OOC: Jack made biangbiang noodles! If your character has had them before, they'll be able to tell that Jack's attempt is serviceable, but definitely the work of someone who needs a liiiiiiiitle more practice pulling noodles.]}