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enodia_ic2023-06-05 02:20 pm
nolitangere) wrote in enodia_ic2023-06-05 02:20 pm
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Hey all, I made some chili oil noodles to share. I'm at the picnic tables by the lake, come through. But if you want a plate, you need to say happy late birthday to Dior. 😌✌️ Not to her face though. To me. And then I'll release the noodles to you.
(Btw the ingredients include black vinegar, soy sauce, sugar, dry chili pepper powder, Sichuan peppercorns, garlic, green onion, cilantro, and bok choy. Also they're wheat noodles. So if you can't eat any of those things I'm sorry, do not come through.)
[Dior]
Noodly and spicy enough for you? I burned you a CD—it's what I imagine your soundtrack would be if you had a guest arc on The O.C. But I kind of got into a John Hughes mood halfway through, so it's your John Hughes O.C. guest arc mixtape. Also, I need to take a photo of you in some birthday swag. Non-negotiable. [...] Sorry again that your birthday got hijacked by a mole.
[Raine]
I have a plate with your name on it. I don't actually know your exact birthday, sorry, but it's coming up, right? And you said you have a high spice tolerance. I didn't want to make a big deal out of it publicly because I think that might actually shave years off your life, but happy (early? late?) birthday, man. I burned you a CD with some hype songs if you ever need an audio pick-me-up.
[OOC: Jack made biangbiang noodles! If your character has had them before, they'll be able to tell that Jack's attempt is serviceable, but definitely the work of someone who needs a liiiiiiiitle more practice pulling noodles.]
(Btw the ingredients include black vinegar, soy sauce, sugar, dry chili pepper powder, Sichuan peppercorns, garlic, green onion, cilantro, and bok choy. Also they're wheat noodles. So if you can't eat any of those things I'm sorry, do not come through.)
[Dior]
Noodly and spicy enough for you? I burned you a CD—it's what I imagine your soundtrack would be if you had a guest arc on The O.C. But I kind of got into a John Hughes mood halfway through, so it's your John Hughes O.C. guest arc mixtape. Also, I need to take a photo of you in some birthday swag. Non-negotiable. [...] Sorry again that your birthday got hijacked by a mole.
[Raine]
I have a plate with your name on it. I don't actually know your exact birthday, sorry, but it's coming up, right? And you said you have a high spice tolerance. I didn't want to make a big deal out of it publicly because I think that might actually shave years off your life, but happy (early? late?) birthday, man. I burned you a CD with some hype songs if you ever need an audio pick-me-up.
[OOC: Jack made biangbiang noodles! If your character has had them before, they'll be able to tell that Jack's attempt is serviceable, but definitely the work of someone who needs a liiiiiiiitle more practice pulling noodles.]
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[diorjack]
just one? i hope it turns out good, cause i will be keeping it forever. just fyi
that's literally my deepest dream. do i get to murder chuck and get away with it?
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[Diorjack]
I'm gonna make a face in it.
Is he the one that looks really scary? Yeah, you get his ass. Then that kicks off your Slayer arc and you go back in time to guest star on a flashback episode of Buffy.
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[diorjack]
good, me too. maybe we'll make the same one
uhhh maybe? wow dawn's got nothing on me, i would definitely watch all my arcs. i better be your favorite character on all of these shows
Diorjack
But you'd definitely be a fave. Never watched Gossip Girl so you're the fave on that. And yeah, if it was between you and SMG, I'd pick you. BUT if we're talking about the Buffy movie, that's a bit harder. [...] You >>> Kristy Swanson, though, I've given it some thought.
Diorjack
...... is it bad that i didn't know there was a movie
Diorjack
It came out the year I was born and I only know about it because my sister had it on VHS. You are forgiven.
Diorjack