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[stophit]

if we had a battle royale who'd be the last one standing

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[rafflesian]

you, unless your powers are disabled first

[stophit]

there's at least one dude who can do that

[rafflesian]

so be sure to make an alliance with him and stay on his good side until it's just the two of you left.

[stophit]

yeah we're p cool. otoh there's some shit i could do if my powers were disabled

[rafflesian]

oh yeah? go on...

[stophit]

yeah i'm ditching this whole dumb fight and finding a nerdy plant babe to kiss

[rafflesian]

oh, you'll really be in danger once i get my hands on you.

[stophit]

i still got the space suit if you wanna hug

[rafflesian]

i was hoping it wasn't a rental.

[Sal]

can you lie on top of me like a weighted blanket?

sal/eureka

[stophit]

you wanna get crushed huh

sal/eureka

[rafflesian]

you don't have to sound so smug about it.

sal/eureka

[stophit]

just trying to figure out what you're into. should i go over to yours

sal/eureka

[rafflesian]

[...] i want to get crushed but in a cute way. smushed. it's relaxing. i'll even let you have a turn.

let me pick up first.

sal/eureka

[stophit]

never gotten a hug from tentacles before

np. have you had dinner yet. lou gave me all his kitchen shit and i've been trying some stuff

sal/eureka

[rafflesian]

careful, they might awaken something in you.

i've had a monster and hot chips. can you cook? since when?

sal/eureka

[stophit]

i can think of worse things than being into vines

since forever, i've been on my own for years. but i've been learning a few new things in case i gotta feed ppl. kinda worried bout how many ppl here eat like shit

sal/eureka

[rafflesian]

then i hope they burrow deep inside your psyche.

you're so cute. i guess it makes sense, though. you don't build a body like that with monster and hot chips. sometimes i forget people eat things they've crafted from ingredients.

sal/eureka

[stophit]

i could prob like anything so long as it's you

chicken breast and green veg every fuckin day. great for muscle, not so much for impressing guests. what do you wanna eat. you gotta crave smth other than monster and hot chips

sal/eureka (nsfw-ish sorry)

[rafflesian]

thoughts on cuckoldry?

fruity pebbles, usually. rice krispies treats cereal is a REAL treat.

sal/eureka (nsfw-ish sorry)

[stophit]

what like you sleeping with other ppl. i already told you i'm cool w it

no judgment but do you ever eat a vegetable

sal/eureka (nsfw-ish sorry)

[rafflesian]

but do you like it?

potatoes, corn, and beans are all vegetables ☺️

sal/eureka (nsfw-ish sorry)

[stophit]

idk i haven't rly thought about it. [...] just didn't seem right for you to give that up just cause you're with me

yeah you got me there. maybe i'll just make what i like and get you to try it

[buffdebuff]

Only if you made me upset with you.

[stophit]

being forced to kill you in a fight to the death would prob do it. i'm not gonna tho

[buffdebuff]

I could hardly hold it against you if you were forced.