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[stophit]

if we had a battle royale who'd be the last one standing

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[rafflesian]

you, unless your powers are disabled first

[mxpotatohead]

Oh Jeremy

[failson]

You.

[stophit]

what's jeremy's deal

[stophit]

there's at least one dude who can do that

[rafflesian]

so be sure to make an alliance with him and stay on his good side until it's just the two of you left.

[stophit]

dude there's ppl who can electrocute you with their mind

[mxpotatohead]

He's like REALLY tall

[failson]

Yeah, and you're an indestructible badass who can turn off their powers.

[stophit]

yeah we're p cool. otoh there's some shit i could do if my powers were disabled

[rafflesian]

oh yeah jeremy's a unit.

[beautyfull]

Me bc I’m smart enough to explode u first

[stophit]

that's just more surface area

[stophit]

only if i can get close enough. mannn i gotta work on being sneaky

[stophit]

how close do you gotta be to explode me

[beautyfull]

I have to see u

[mxpotatohead]

He could use me as an entire LEG

[failson]

We've got to get you some teleportation or invisibility powers!

[mxpotatohead]

He also has super green eyes so you're like MESMERIZED

[stophit]

damn. would you at least feel bad about exploding me or nah

[rafflesian]

oh yeah? go on...

[stophit]

what's the age limit on developing new powers. wouldn't it be fuckin wild if you just got used to your shit and suddenly it's like surprise you can teleport now

[coulee]

might've found a cheat code if i'm 2nd last.

[stophit]

and i got the superpower of being heterosexual so jeremy's shit won't work on me. he's going down

[stophit]

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