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[stophit]

if we had a battle royale who'd be the last one standing

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[stophit]

what's the age limit on developing new powers. wouldn't it be fuckin wild if you just got used to your shit and suddenly it's like surprise you can teleport now

[careersinsuperscience]

I was thirty-eight and ten years into the Liminal Lifestyle when I developed a new ability. That purple blood is always up to something!

[stophit]

bro. what the fuck. [...] what was the new thing

[careersinsuperscience]

I no longer needed to sleep, giving me an abundance of time and energy for writing grants and calling into public access television shows.

[stophit]

but. dude. what about dreams

[careersinsuperscience]

Ah, an unfortunate sacrifice, but I can still recall all the dreams I had before that so I've got a backlog of strange images and occurrences to delve into when I want a small escape.

[buffdebuff]

If anyone has the ability to give people other people's powers, I want that one. It would save me so much money on coffee and energy drinks.

[careersinsuperscience]

Ah, but you might find yourself spending that same money on things to slow your mind down instead. It seems we never operate at just the right speed.

[failson]

Ooooooh, fingers crossed I'll eventually get something cool!

[careersinsuperscience]

What would be your ideal new power?

[failson]

Teleporting would be pretty cool! Or maybe omnilingualism.

[careersinsuperscience]

Ah! I would love a good omnilingualism, though I suppose I would have no reason to maintain my Duolingo streak at that point.

[failson]

Well, I just got my shapeshifty powers a month or two ago, so I'd say you still have time!

[stophit]

what the fuck. i hope it's smth cool like yours and not like the dude who has rly long fingers

[failson]

Ewww, I'm glad I didn't get that! I already had fucked up hands for so long and just got these back! Also how would I type? Or would they make you better at typing? Who knows? All I can picture is this guy.

[stophit]

oh that fucker is not ok. glad you're smth cute like a possum and not a goddamn nightmare squirrel with a fake ass name

[failson]

Awwww, thank you! I think possums are cute, but I know not everyone sees it that way!

[coulee]

what dr cd says, i got one over the summer. or i guess i could've always had it n just never known but idk

[stophit]

YOU TOO?????

[coulee]

yeah it's pretty fucked up so now you get to be all excited for what life's got to offer. i guess.

[stophit]

is your thing cool like lou's or is it fucked up like dr cd's

[loudon]

I also got the photosynthesis later.

[stophit]

dude this is fucked. this is like forever puberty except instead of zits it's like your face shoots fire now

[loudon]

I know, right? I keep waking up worrying that I've turned completely into a tree or something.

[stophit]

dude you gotta keep texting even when u leave. like if we don't hear from you we're gonna go over there and see if you need to be like. potted or some shit