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[stophit]

if we had a battle royale who'd be the last one standing

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[stophit]

dude you're cute as shit. like kinda scary that you're human sized but once you get used to it it's like oh yeah that's just my man whit he's a marsupial sometimes

[failson]

That's so sweet! I'm totally blushing! To be honest I like it WAY better than just being a guy with a tail because at least I get to be fluffy and adorable.

[stophit]

yeah you're right i guess sometimes getting new powers is rly cool. maybe i could get a new power that lets me NOT fuck with ppl's shit when i touch them. like if you were in possum mode i couldn't pet you on the head or nothing

[failson]

That would be so good! Speaking from experience, it's WAY better when you have some control over whatever power you have!

[stophit]

yknow i actually got the negation field to move out a few times. i wonder if i can get it to like [...] move in

[failson]

You can test it on me if you like?

[stophit]

yeah? does it like feel weird or anything when you shift back and forth

[failson]

It's not that bad! It's more uncomfortable to desperately try to stop it from happening than it is to just let it do its thing.

[stophit]

yeah that makes sense. if you feel like hanging out as a possum sometime it could help. [...] hey can you get drunk as a possum

[failson]

I can! I've tried it. It makes it much less stressful.

Do YOU want to get drunk with a possum?

[stophit]

dude that would fuckin rule. i was just thinking maybe i gotta relax but now i just wanna party down with a drunk possum holy shit

[failson]

I'm down whenever you are!