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you wanna get crushed huh

you don't have to sound so smug about it.

just trying to figure out what you're into. should i go over to yours

[...] i want to get crushed but in a cute way. smushed. it's relaxing. i'll even let you have a turn.

let me pick up first.

never gotten a hug from tentacles before

np. have you had dinner yet. lou gave me all his kitchen shit and i've been trying some stuff

careful, they might awaken something in you.

i've had a monster and hot chips. can you cook? since when?

i can think of worse things than being into vines

since forever, i've been on my own for years. but i've been learning a few new things in case i gotta feed ppl. kinda worried bout how many ppl here eat like shit

then i hope they burrow deep inside your psyche.

you're so cute. i guess it makes sense, though. you don't build a body like that with monster and hot chips. sometimes i forget people eat things they've crafted from ingredients.

i could prob like anything so long as it's you

chicken breast and green veg every fuckin day. great for muscle, not so much for impressing guests. what do you wanna eat. you gotta crave smth other than monster and hot chips

thoughts on cuckoldry?

fruity pebbles, usually. rice krispies treats cereal is a REAL treat.

what like you sleeping with other ppl. i already told you i'm cool w it

no judgment but do you ever eat a vegetable

but do you like it?

potatoes, corn, and beans are all vegetables ☺️

idk i haven't rly thought about it. [...] just didn't seem right for you to give that up just cause you're with me

yeah you got me there. maybe i'll just make what i like and get you to try it

god, i love your brain. well, feel free to put your ear to the wall if you ever get curious.

and [...] truthfully, i mostly just like being taken care of. anything you make, i'll eat.

sometimes i hear you even when i'm not trying to. i mean not like THAT. just in general

nice. i gotta get better at it first. can't have you thinking idk how to treat a lady

i listen in on you all the time.

luckily the bar is so low, it's subterranean. you'll have to call 811 to find it.

damn. getting an earful of my situps and pushups

ok. i can feed you my experiments and you can tell me if my cooking's getting any better or not

all that grunting and panting. 🥵 so many reps.

i'll make a new column on your spreadsheet to record culinary improvement over time.

you like that huh. really is lucky for me you're easy to please

you gotta be brutally honest bout the cooking tho. if it tastes like shit just say so

you please me so easily because you're tolerant of what most people find to be off-putting behavior. and that really gets me going.

perfect. you can count on me.

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