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[stophit]

if we had a battle royale who'd be the last one standing

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sal/eureka (nsfw-ish sorry)

[rafflesian]

god, i love your brain. well, feel free to put your ear to the wall if you ever get curious.

and [...] truthfully, i mostly just like being taken care of. anything you make, i'll eat.

sal/eureka (nsfw-ish sorry)

[stophit]

sometimes i hear you even when i'm not trying to. i mean not like THAT. just in general

nice. i gotta get better at it first. can't have you thinking idk how to treat a lady

sal/eureka (nsfw-ish sorry)

[rafflesian]

i listen in on you all the time.

luckily the bar is so low, it's subterranean. you'll have to call 811 to find it.

sal/eureka (nsfw-ish sorry)

[stophit]

damn. getting an earful of my situps and pushups

ok. i can feed you my experiments and you can tell me if my cooking's getting any better or not

sal/eureka (nsfw-ish sorry)

[rafflesian]

all that grunting and panting. 🥵 so many reps.

i'll make a new column on your spreadsheet to record culinary improvement over time.

sal/eureka (nsfw-ish sorry)

[stophit]

you like that huh. really is lucky for me you're easy to please

you gotta be brutally honest bout the cooking tho. if it tastes like shit just say so

sal/eureka (nsfw-ish sorry)

[rafflesian]

you please me so easily because you're tolerant of what most people find to be off-putting behavior. and that really gets me going.

perfect. you can count on me.