afternoon, pre-search

[mxpotatohead]

HEY y'all we just found a bike left about a mile out from the station and Colchester cops say a girl's missing, so if you been tossing your bike in a ditch on your morning triathlon better speak up now before it turns into a whole Thing. Cuz otherwise this ain't the BEST l

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[some time later]

[imaginist]

I'll find one. I'll make sure she and whichever other idiots she's pulled in with her has someone who knows the Riftlands well.

[some time later]

[coulee]

thanks. we're workin with thornton to get search parties on the move so it's best for nobody to leave til the plan's set

[some time later]

[imaginist]

This is your arena, the rest of us will follow your lead. People are being [...] overly emotional, but I doubt anyone actually has a death wish.

[some time later]

[nolitangere]

Speaking of idiots getting pulled in with your sister

[...] Last time something big happened, we made a pretty good team. Maybe we should [...] head out together?

[some time later]

[imaginist]

Venturing into the Riftlands with you, my sister, and Isaiah St. Germaine? We'll be lucky to make it further than a hundred feet.

[some time later]

[beautyfull]

so don't come. like, please. i'm asking parson too.

[some time later]

[imaginist]

Oh. Wonderful. Why the fuck not.

[...] I'm coming. We might as well make Parson's job easier and give him a shot at knocking out the entire Waldinger bloodline in less than a year.

[some time later]

[nolitangere]

[coulee]

[some time later]

[bubble_boy]

[some time later later when she sees this]

[philomathean]

[some time later]

[beautyfull]

hell yeah

[some time later]

[imaginist]

I'd say we should make a bet, but I'm not sure how either of us will collect if we're dead.

[some time later]

[beautyfull]

i'm keeping $100 cash in my pocket if i die first u get to have it if only for a moment

[some time later]

[imaginist]

Fool's bet. He's definitely going to try to kill me first. Age order, if nothing else.

[some time later]

[emulsify]

alright. I am taking all four of you out. out as in into the wilderness, where you will be very safe in my care. and we will do our best to help find a teenage girl, who I'm sure is fine.

but also out as in hiring a hitman for Enoch specifically when we get back.

[some time later]

[nolitangere]

Guys, I think this is gonna be good. We're [...] super balanced.

[some time later]

[beautyfull]

i'm personally v excited for both these things

[some time later]

[bubble_boy]

Be careful. And don't let Enoch

Enoch

[emulsify]

[............]


there's room for more of you up here, you know.

Enoch/Parson

[imaginist]

[...] I don't think there's quite enough room in your cranium. My brother and I could barely live in the same research station together.

Enoch/Parson

[emulsify]

good thing it won't come to that. don't want to totally lose my unassuming bro charm in a sea of Waldinger ego.

[some time later]

[nolitangere]

OKAY.

Your gritty realism is exactly what we need.

[some time later]

[imaginist]

That better not be sarcasm, because I'm following Crysta to where you are.

[some time later]

[nolitangere]

Nope, I want you to come. Don't know why, but

Isaiah and I will hang tight. See you soon. [...] Bring your hiking boots, too.