afternoon, pre-search

[mxpotatohead]

HEY y'all we just found a bike left about a mile out from the station and Colchester cops say a girl's missing, so if you been tossing your bike in a ditch on your morning triathlon better speak up now before it turns into a whole Thing. Cuz otherwise this ain't the BEST l

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[some time later]

[imaginist]

Oh. Wonderful. Why the fuck not.

[...] I'm coming. We might as well make Parson's job easier and give him a shot at knocking out the entire Waldinger bloodline in less than a year.

[some time later]

[nolitangere]

[coulee]

[some time later]

[bubble_boy]

[some time later later when she sees this]

[philomathean]

[some time later]

[beautyfull]

hell yeah

[some time later]

[imaginist]

I'd say we should make a bet, but I'm not sure how either of us will collect if we're dead.

[some time later]

[beautyfull]

i'm keeping $100 cash in my pocket if i die first u get to have it if only for a moment

[some time later]

[imaginist]

Fool's bet. He's definitely going to try to kill me first. Age order, if nothing else.

[some time later]

[beautyfull]

not to REVEAL the move but it would def be to get me all nice n complacent with that line of thinking and take me out first

[some time later]

[emulsify]

alright. I am taking all four of you out. out as in into the wilderness, where you will be very safe in my care. and we will do our best to help find a teenage girl, who I'm sure is fine.

but also out as in hiring a hitman for Enoch specifically when we get back.

[some time later]

[nolitangere]

Guys, I think this is gonna be good. We're [...] super balanced.

[some time later]

[emulsify]

exactly! it'll be fine. you're all brilliant, competent people, and I know how to punch things very hard and can identify the leaves that won't cause cardiac distress if we get hungry.

[some time later]

[beautyfull]

i'm personally v excited for both these things

[some time later]

[emulsify]

your support means a lot, C.

[some time later]

[bubble_boy]

Be careful. And don't let Enoch

[some time later]

[emulsify]

of course. you, too. it'll be fine. remember our first outings back in the day? it'll be like that.

[some time later]

[imaginist]

Warning me is rather generous of you, when you know I can make multiple decoys for any snipers wanting to take aim.

[...] But yes. Finding Ernestine is the priority here.

[some time later]

[nolitangere]

[...] You are the strangest man

[some time later]

[emulsify]

you assume that's not part of the god Gavin your family was really messed

GLAD we're focusing on what's important now.

Enoch

[emulsify]

[............]


there's room for more of you up here, you know.

Enoch/Parson

[imaginist]

[...] I don't think there's quite enough room in your cranium. My brother and I could barely live in the same research station together.

Enoch/Parson

[emulsify]

good thing it won't come to that. don't want to totally lose my unassuming bro charm in a sea of Waldinger ego.

Enoch/Parson

[imaginist]

Right. Because I would have to agree to link with you first, and that sounds like my personal idea of hell. I don't know how he ever

Enoch/Parson

[emulsify]

would you believe I get that a lot? it's fine. [...] let's just try to get along until Earnestine is found, and then it's open season on telling me how horrifying my abilities are.