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HEY y'all we just found a bike left about a mile out from the station and Colchester cops say a girl's missing, so if you been tossing your bike in a ditch on your morning triathlon better speak up now before it turns into a whole Thing. ~~Cuz otherwise this ain't the BEST l~~

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Antihero techniques only, promise.

That's my girl.

I think we've earned ourselves another fun weekend after this, so think about what you want to do.

Oh, I know exactly what I want to do.

Should I be afraid?

Yes. I want to watch Cats.

🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪 Oh you're going to owe me big time, Miss Mints.

Relax. I only wanted to see how far you'd go for me, you're safe now.

Please acknowledge that I am your nicest friend (except for Dorin).

Mm, no. Can't be that. There must be another reason why you were willing.

Because I feel bad that you only have two friends.

One friend, apparently.

Can't believe you'd just drop Dorin like that.

You want to be my everything so bad.

😘

Seriously though if I have to watch Cats again you will suffer for it.

Suffer how?

It's classified.

Consider your bluff called.

Miiiiints you know I'm too lazy to think up suffering on the spot.

Lazy? No. Lacking imagination? Well...

Rude, I'm creative and cool but lazy. And I have to go get ready to head out. So there.

Blame it on the missing teenager.

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