afternoon, pre-search

[mxpotatohead]

HEY y'all we just found a bike left about a mile out from the station and Colchester cops say a girl's missing, so if you been tossing your bike in a ditch on your morning triathlon better speak up now before it turns into a whole Thing. Cuz otherwise this ain't the BEST l

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[some time later]

[nolitangere]

Something followed me through the woods and screamed at me when I first came to the Station and I was just wondering if there are any interesting creatures that harbor malice or ill will or generally hunger for the flesh of others in the Riftlands, if that is something you are aware of. But no worries if not. I am just wondering.

We'll just be strolling! We won't bother the wildlife and the wildlife won't bother us.

[some time later]

[emulsify]

we also probably won't want to bother any miscellaneous lights, particularly shiny-looking moss, or anything that is moving in a way that could be described as "undulating." it'll be fine though. no worries, though. often just the sound of humans stomping around is enough to spook most things off. and usually you can guess whether somethings a magikarp or a mewtwo pretty quick.

[some time later]

[nolitangere]

Oh, I get this 100%. You don't have to worry about me bothering anything. I'm the number one guy at keeping his hands to himself.

[...]

[Parson]
I'm sorry WHAT? WE GOT MEWTWO LEVEL SHIT OUT HERE?

Jack/Parson

[emulsify]

from a power standpoint? yes, but it's ultra rare. sapience-wise? thankfully never peeped anything like that with my own two eyeballs, but there's some truly bonkers stuff out there, man. [...] it's mostly magikarp, though. honest.

Jack/Parson

[nolitangere]

Okay. Cool.

[...]

And they're not the kind of Magikarp that turn into Gyarados after they flail around enough, right? We're talking phlegmatic Magikarp?

Jack/Parson

[emulsify]

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. little from column A, little from column B.

[...]

your telepathy, by the way. don't mean to be invasive, but [...] if gloves dampen it any, you might want to bring a pair. in case we [...] find Ernestine and she needs help getting back.

Jack/Parson

[nolitangere]

Okay. Well. No problem.

About that!. Nothing works. It’s kind of like my mind has a mind of its own and hates technical workarounds. It’ll be okay though, I’ll be able to help with her if it comes to that. Probably won’t be fun for her, but it is what it is.

Jack/Parson

[emulsify]

it's really the things you CAN'T see that you have to you get used to the horrors, honest.

damn, dude. mind stuff [...] always manages to be a pain. I'm sure she'll be appreciated being saved, though, even if it means you'll know her tumblr password.

Jack/Parson

[nolitangere]

Mind stuff, haha. Like your mind with

Anyway, yeah. We'll see what happens. See you soon.