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[lenzpolzin]

hey. heads up for the sensitive among us: some old loon came by the gate this morning and went the fuck off. dorothy waters. colchester local. grandkid was here last week for some internship opportunity and she had some opinions about it. i wouldn't be surprised if she comes back or goes looking for other opportunities to start shit.

so. there's that.

i'd share the footage but i've been told that would be an 'unprofessional violation of security protocols'. what can you do. but i've attached my favorite still for reference.

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[coulee]

sensitive to what

[lenzpolzin]

take your pick? but i was thinking having people scream in your face.

i should warn you. she was carrying a tote from your favorite place.

[misapplied]

drama

[bwnedpronouncedboned]

customer service war flashbacks

[lenzpolzin]

except now you can tell her to fuck off.

[failson]

Did she ask to speak to the manager?

[lenzpolzin]

the director. close enough.

[rainbowfish]

Sorry. [...] The internship is off, so she shouldn't bother you anymore.

[lenzpolzin]

doesn't bother me. sorry about your intern.

[beautyfull]

would u share the footage anyway

[stgermaine]

You can't make it into a tiktok.

[lenzpolzin]

take it up with riddle.

[...]

[Crysta]

why do you want it?

[stgermaine]

That explains some things.

Exceptionally rude of her. That could have been an email.

[misapplied]

they never email. emails are easy to ignore

[nolitangere]

[...] There isn't tension between the locals and the Station, is there? Should we do an 'Enodia Cares' park clean-up in Colchester or something?

[stgermaine]

I mean... we probably could. I might be able to convince a local station to let me talk about it and raise awareness.

[coulee]

colchester fuckin loves us though??? i just got invited to the parks n rec bbq

[lenzpolzin]

would it matter if there was?

[exacutus]

You have to admire her audacity.

[lenzpolzin]

do i?

[emulsify]

hey wait are we gonna get tp'd by an old lady? do you think she's gonna get the knitting circle together to egg the force field?

[coulee]

bro you don't wanna know how many stitch n bitch stab calls i went on.

[nitere]

Has anyone reached out to check on Ernestine?

[rainbowfish]

Yeah, Crysta did. I think she's probably going through it right now but I'll sure we'll hear back from her soon.

[artificialgravity]

what're they gonna do fire you?

[lenzpolzin]

it'd be on the table. among other things.

[inosculate]

How big was her hair?

Because I feel like it's always the little old ladies with the HUGE hair that want to really holler at you.

[nolitangere]

That’s interesting. […] In my experience, it’s usually the 50something guys with baseball hats and wraparound sunglasses who were dangerously on the verge of getting sun poisoning that had the shortest yelling fuse. We should compare notes.

[crawlwaller]

[...] Do people try to get in a lot like to get a closer look at things or was that mostly in the past

[lenzpolzin]

not often. but it happens every now and then.

[bubble_boy]

Please say you just laughed in her face.

[lenzpolzin]

i'm a professional. but i have my limits.