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[lenzpolzin]

hey. heads up for the sensitive among us: some old loon came by the gate this morning and went the fuck off. dorothy waters. colchester local. grandkid was here last week for some internship opportunity and she had some opinions about it. i wouldn't be surprised if she comes back or goes looking for other opportunities to start shit.

so. there's that.

i'd share the footage but i've been told that would be an 'unprofessional violation of security protocols'. what can you do. but i've attached my favorite still for reference.

Comments

[nolitangere]

How are you at soothing older women?

[coulee]

my first word was "ma'am"

[nolitangere]

Mine was “no.”

If she comes back, maybe you should take point?

[coulee]

wow color me not surprised at all

de-escalation. nice. love that stuff. [...] how she takes it might depend on some info i'm waiting for.

[nolitangere]

???

[…] Oh no, lol. She had a tote bag? My people are not doing me proud today.

[coulee]

the tote's important

[nolitangere]

Tote bags ARE important, I agree. I just mean that when you put a tote on your shoulder, you make a solemn promise to the world not to sow discord.

[coulee]

yeah so you get it!! plus like what if we already have some kinda tote established relationship y'know??

[nolitangere]

I didn’t know you were a fellow toter!!! Everyone who uses a tote bag is in an established relationship with one another! The relationship is tote!

[coulee]

fuckin love my totes bro!!!!!!!!! ok wait but what reaction d'you get when you use them for gifts cause my last go wasn't received so good

[nolitangere]

[…] People don’t like totes as gifts? That’s not true.

[coulee]

like gift bags. [...] though thinking about it now maybe it was more of a security thing than a wrapping one

[nolitangere]

I still have a hard time believing that. If someone wrapped a gift for me in a tote bag, that’s two gifts.

[coulee]

3 gifts. cause of what was inside. but not that like how many gifts matters or anything.

[nolitangere]

Yeah no […] the number of gifts inside wouldn’t matter. Am I missing something?