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[lenzpolzin]

hey. heads up for the sensitive among us: some old loon came by the gate this morning and went the fuck off. dorothy waters. colchester local. grandkid was here last week for some internship opportunity and she had some opinions about it. i wouldn't be surprised if she comes back or goes looking for other opportunities to start shit.

so. there's that.

i'd share the footage but i've been told that would be an 'unprofessional violation of security protocols'. what can you do. but i've attached my favorite still for reference.

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[beautyfull]

would u share the footage anyway

[stgermaine]

You can't make it into a tiktok.

[beautyfull]

oh my god i don't want to make everything into a tiktok i want to see exactly what she Said

[counterfake]

Surely there's a Liminal among us who can hack in and share with the class.

[beautyfull]

this is illegal i would never

[counterfake]

See, that's not what I heard.

[beautyfull]

what did u hear.

[stgermaine]

I just know that "Karen" content gets a lot of views. It was a reasonable concern.

[beautyfull]

u think i'm a SHOCK CONTENT KAREN creator????????

[stgermaine]

I think you're very savvy and understand the algorithm.

[beautyfull]

yeah but that's not in my brand like at all

[stgermaine]

I'm still learning your brand. Now I know "shock content" and "Karens" aren't part of it.

[beautyfull]

it's like educational told thru a day in the life lens with occasional Whimsy

[stgermaine]

My sincere apologies. I'll catch on eventually. Tiktok is a new language for me.

[beautyfull]

i think u have promise on here btw there's a whole bunch of like dark academia girlies who think you're Sincerely Intriguing n stuff

[stgermaine]

Flattering, and yet a little intimidating.

[lenzpolzin]

take it up with riddle.

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[Crysta]

why do you want it?

lenz/crysta

[beautyfull]

i'm checkin in on ernestine w/ my brother this weekend bc she's sad about the internship we think and i just wanna know what her grandma said so i can get a full like

pic of the sitch as it were. a like, transcript of the convo would also work for my purposes if that's easier

lenz/crysta

[lenzpolzin]

[...] you close with this kid?
[...] transcript might be possible. let me see what i can do.

lenz/crysta

[beautyfull]

i mean not in a weird way lmao she's 17 but i'm helping w her tiktok and her dad

god i literally owe u thank youuuu

lenz/crysta

[lenzpolzin]

yeah, you do. it's like you're trying to get my ass back on probation.
but i'll let you know.