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hey. heads up for the sensitive among us: some old loon came by the gate this morning and went the fuck off. dorothy waters. colchester local. grandkid was here last week for some internship opportunity and she had some opinions about it. i wouldn't be surprised if she comes back or goes looking for other opportunities to start shit.

so. there's that.

i'd share the footage but i've been told that would be an 'unprofessional violation of security protocols'. what can you do. but i've attached my favorite still for reference.

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Oh, they love that. Someone should get 'em a thesaurus.

I'll keep that in mind if he ever shows up at the station. Thank you.

You think they'd know how to use a thesaurus? You're giving them a LOT of credit.

Stop hitting yourself is really funny when they're literally hitting themselves.

That's true. I doubt they like reading much, or they wouldn't be so closed-minded.

That is a very funny mental image.

Or they've got like REAL low reading comprehension skills.

And, seeing as this guy seems like a total bag of tools, he'd SUPER deserve it.

The just repeat each other's nonsense in one big circle jerk.

He would. I was really stupid when I was young, missed a lot of red flags.

~~Like Flick the Skydiving Ant.~~

All their conversations have GOT to be boring.

Yeah, but I don't think it's like super fair to be mad at yourself for how OTHER people treat you. Everybody wants somebody to like them.

"Do you hate XYZ person who doesn't deserve it? Yeah, me too" times infinity.

[...] Yeah, true. At least I learned never to make that mistake again.

God, I'd fall asleep 5 minutes in. It'd be like the WORST undercover mission.

And I'm sure he learned nothing because he's stupid. Which is WAY worse.

Right? Gross.

Nope. By all accounts, he's had a great life!

I GUESS you'd get a nap?

Ugh. I hope he steps on like a thumbtack.

I hope he steps on a thumbtack a day.

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