ok here's the deal sweetapple's leavin in the morning so he can go be a hot lil college prof in oregon. i'm gonna take him to the space between at [...] 8 tonight cause i know otherwise he'd ghost y'all. come say bye if you want. drinks on me. ok [...] thanks ok bye see ya
hi. thanks for not burnin down the station while we were gone. and btw that hockey thing's saturday so don't get too hungover i guess.
anyways settle a bet for me. which's better, amusement parks or national parks
anyways settle a bet for me. which's better, amusement parks or national parks
our unit saw a rift on the last mission. it was real lil and at human height and it was opened by some fingers til it snapped shut on em. i mean this's all in our reports, go read those.
but i i didn't say anything before cause i needed a few days to make sure i wasn't just [...] imagining stuff seeing as. i think the melody's got something to do with folks who [...]
fuck idk how to explain anything. this ain't my wheelhouse
i guess i never did 2+2 before cause when we heard the melody out there i remembered how i heard some of it before, a long time back. the guy who knew the tune [...] ain't around anymore. hejumped [...] went through a rift.
[...]
so [...] yeah. sorry to drop this on y'all while everybody's recovering from last night. i got pedialyte freezer pops if you need em.
RUFUS
fuck idk how to explain anything. this ain't my wheelhouse
i guess i never did 2+2 before cause when we heard the melody out there i remembered how i heard some of it before, a long time back. the guy who knew the tune [...] ain't around anymore. he
[...]
so [...] yeah. sorry to drop this on y'all while everybody's recovering from last night. i got pedialyte freezer pops if you need em.
RUFUS
you're gonna be all "it's fine, you were workin through it, you don't have to blah blah blah" buti wasyoui still should say something when i'm like [...] going through a time. [...] sorry.
hi. if i butted into your convos this weekend when i wasn't supposed to i'm sorry. i was readin bored on call and i didn't know they weren't like. public. or whatever. is everybody good now or what
and also here's a PSA: if your office sprinklers won't turn off, punching the smoke detector won't fix it and then i'll have to fix your hand. so maybe next time maybe don't.
[...] [...]meowww [......] 🐱
EVAN
and also here's a PSA: if your office sprinklers won't turn off, punching the smoke detector won't fix it and then i'll have to fix your hand. so maybe next time maybe don't.
[...] [...]
EVAN
you wanna do something
does anybody wanna help ref a mite hockey tournament next month. most of the refs got sacked after last year n now you can't do it if you're related to somebody in the league which in chittenden county's [...] a pretty small pool these days.
anyways email chittenden_mitey_annual_2008@vermotel.com if you do
i'm not responsible for any of it don't ask me stuff. please
anyways email chittenden_mitey_annual_2008@vermotel.com if you do
i'm not responsible for any of it don't ask me stuff. please
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FAT BEAR WEEK! BET ON THE FATTEST BEAR!
Tuesday, October 3rd, 2023 10:24 amyeah so [...] what was that
alsomore importan does anybody wanna play pickleball tomorrow?? and who wants to whoop our asses cause i got a perfect loss record i ain't about to break.
MEDICAL [it's his first day!]
( DM: FOURTH FLOOR )
( DM: LOU )
( DM: RUFUS )
also
MEDICAL [it's his first day!]
hi. [...] i'm around a bunch this week to get ✨trained✨. i like what you done with the place, makes exploration feel like some of the firehouses i worked. (which's a compliment)
( DM: FOURTH FLOOR )
( DM: LOU )
( DM: RUFUS )
Who: Lou Sweetapple & Rory Fairfax
When: Monday, September 18, evening
Where: A Liminal bar in New York
What: Capping off Lou's birthday adventure with music and pinky swears. (Itinerary here for reference.)
Warnings: An NSFW joke or two.
( Rhonda says Cherub Coombes, the first opener's, like... 'geometry folk'? Which I'm pretty sure they made up. )
When: Monday, September 18, evening
Where: A Liminal bar in New York
What: Capping off Lou's birthday adventure with music and pinky swears. (Itinerary here for reference.)
Warnings: An NSFW joke or two.
hi now that everybody's good again n i'm back on station i've got an important question. are sweater vests slutty??? cause i got one by accident and i'm feelin real slutty about it and like even sweaters feel slutty now too. idk if i aged into this or if we as a whole society went "yeah that's slutty". anyways discuss
and btw i'm transferring to med next month so you've only got a lil while left if want me to mess up your cappuccino.
and btw i'm transferring to med next month so you've only got a lil while left if want me to mess up your cappuccino.
a surprise for lou
if you could pick up a new skill instantly what would it be?
EXPLORERS
CRYSTA & VIDALIA
EXPLORERS
who was it
CRYSTA & VIDALIA
how do i get to the part of tiktok where the straight guys ain't. or can i at least get better straight guys???
i'm cuttin back my hours at the cafe. this heads up's mostly for whoever keeps leaving letters labeled "manager" that start "hello mr fairfax" or "dear rory" or "greetings to the grouchy ginger" cause (say it with me) 👏I👏AIN'T👏THE👏MANAGER👏!!!👏!!!!!👏!!!!
also that last one kind of hurt a lil.
LOU'S FRIENDS [annie, augustin, eureka, hypatia, jack, rufus, tom, zeke]
( DM: LENZ )
also that last one kind of hurt a lil.
LOU'S FRIENDS [annie, augustin, eureka, hypatia, jack, rufus, tom, zeke]
hi. lou's bday's soon 🥳 i'm throwing him a thing on fri the 15 at my and rufus's place. 406. at [...] 7:30. 🚨🚨🚨HE DOESN'T KNOW🚨🚨🚨 he'll think he's just coming over to hang out.( DM: DARCY )
i'll cook [...] some kinda dinner.
you don't got to bring anything but if you're gonna anyways it'd be cool if it was vegan.
NO BALLOONS!!
you can invite whoever else you want so long as they're lou's bud. cause it's a night all about ✨lou✨
ok [...] thanks [...] bye.
( DM: LENZ )

employee spotlight
waldo counted how many licks it was to the center of a tootsie pop and he wasn't ready for what he saw when he got there. but like on the upside??? now he can meow in sumerian. anyways adopt him
and i'm at 406 now fyi
EXPLORERS
hi. so who's feelin what way after last week?[i didn't write the list to allow IC flexibility. it's fairly comprehensive in terms of riftlands needs & along the lines of (but not exhaustive as) kamloops SAR and NASAR.]
[...]
i got sammy to let me rearange the storage racks some.i putthere's a list on the wall now with stuff you might need out there when shit goes sideways from standard SAR protocol n ✨riftlands experience✨ like first aid kits, trail tape, a lil tarp, paracord, carabiners, goggles. yellow pack in the first locker's got everything if you wanna see how to slap one together and the div's got all of it for the usin.
i know asking y'all to prep a whole ready pack situation every time's probably a lot but this might help [...] sometimes. even if you just take some of em or like one person in your unit's got the full loadout n the rest of you grab essentials or something
[...] ok [...] cool [...] bye
LOU
so i've got a [...] thing. 2 actually.
Who: Rufus Kearney & Rory Fairfax.
When: August 13, ~1 a.m. (after the Equinox soft launch)
Where: Some mountain SE of Burlington.
What: Rufus agrees to watch a meteor shower, Rory agrees to ride a motorcycle, everyone wins.
Warnings: Brief mention of motorcycle accidents. 100% unadulterated romo content; read at your own risk.
( Ahh, so this is an audition. )
When: August 13, ~1 a.m. (after the Equinox soft launch)
Where: Some mountain SE of Burlington.
What: Rufus agrees to watch a meteor shower, Rory agrees to ride a motorcycle, everyone wins.
Warnings: Brief mention of motorcycle accidents. 100% unadulterated romo content; read at your own risk.
Who: Jack Jung & Rory Fairfax.
When: Tuesday, August 15.
Where: The gym.
What: Jack and Rory narrowly avoid an AO3 Moment as they discuss Eval results.
Warnings: None. Although PornHub is mentioned. 🧐
( But stream that shit on OnlyFans and I bet we'll subsidize a few more years of Crysta's Pride parties. )
When: Tuesday, August 15.
Where: The gym.
What: Jack and Rory narrowly avoid an AO3 Moment as they discuss Eval results.
Warnings: None. Although PornHub is mentioned. 🧐
if you stole took [...] accidentally might've walked away with irene the lil calico figurine from mew'n'brew [...] can you bring her back. please. accidents happen dw about it but she's kind of good luck and
and does anybody wanna take me shopping tomorrow. you've gotta have my best interests at heart and also you've gotta have patience, like a fuckload of it.
and good job on ev
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and does anybody wanna take me shopping tomorrow. you've gotta have my best interests at heart and also you've gotta have patience, like a fuckload of it.
[added later after rory was left bored at the café counter. click for full size.]
