9/2 posted after the explorers return to the station

[stophit]

persephone was a giant ass monster and the cult leader was horny for it

if you got anything from the cult you should fuckin burn it. [...] wait if it's a plant maybe put it in a bag and like. give it to research. but seriously that shit should get burned cause it's zombie brainwash monster parts

Comments

[grndctrl]

Please be careful in your disposal methods. I'll take anything you have for the lab, thank you.

[stophit]

nice. everyone give your shit to tom

[coulee]

maybe passin it all over to research's a good idea. don't wanna find out the fumes're even stronger.

[stophit]

we could drop it all into the really big hole

Rory.

[loudon]

You were right. Nothing good could come of everyone going to the farmer's market.

[crawlwaller]

[...] Our people just all snapped out of it at once it was weird [...] I mean less weird than them being in it in the first place but yeah

[stophit]

i grabbed one of its creepy vines and it screamed and got the FUCK out and everyone quit zombie mode

oh yeah. fuckin monster's still out there

[careersinsuperscience]

And they said Persephone was boring.

[stophit]

who said that. idk if anyone other than the leader dude even knew what persephone was

[loudon]

What kind of monster?

[stophit]

like [......] a big one. it had horns. long legs. teeth. it was covered in plants mostly i couldn't see the body too well

actually it has to be part plant cause it was attacking us with spiky vines too

[misapplied]

should i burn the sage if they wanted me to burn it

[stophit]

no dude the sage is definitely fuckin bad juju monster parts

[nolitangere]

But Liminals weren't affected. If I can get a tissue sample from one of the enthralled, then I think you should burn it, Taby, and then let me check out your muscles to compare.

[beautyfull]

literally who gave ernestine a witch ball oh my god i mean we already took it but PLEASE don't give cult paraphernalia to CHILDREN!!??!!

[crawlwaller]

Wait is Ernestine ok

[stophit]

pretty fucked that anyone's going into the riftlands and collecting plants and shit. i mean aside from like... us but we're doing it for not insane reasons

[exacutus]

[chillpills]

I'll have to replenish my sage stash again.

[stophit]

what's the non-cult uses for sage

[inosculate]

With all of the relevant information out in the open, I feel was like DEFINITELY a two explosion emergency. At least.

[stophit]

when it gets like hundreds of ppl that's 💥💥 material for sure

but yknow nobody died? everyone's going back home. how bad was it really

[rafflesian]

could've been romantic, if only he hadn't made their unique relationship into everyone else's problem.

[buffdebuff]

I hope we've all learned an important lesson about cults.

[crawlwaller]

Wow yeah never could've figured it out before this