9/2 posted after the explorers return to the station

[stophit]

persephone was a giant ass monster and the cult leader was horny for it

if you got anything from the cult you should fuckin burn it. [...] wait if it's a plant maybe put it in a bag and like. give it to research. but seriously that shit should get burned cause it's zombie brainwash monster parts

Comments

[stophit]

we could drop it all into the really big hole

[coulee]

or we could hand everything to research and they n operations can figure out what to do.

this is how you get cultist moles we don't want those

[stophit]

dude the cult leader was REAL horny for the monster. like religiously horny. calling her a wonder and a solace kind of horny. everyone needs to be CON-NEC-TED to her creepy monster shit levels of horny

[coulee]

[...] thanks for the [...] horny [...] report [...] i kind of want to know what the hell's up with him n all this.

[stophit]

idk but i think it was kinda a one-way street. i swear persephone was gonna eat the fucker at one point

anyway if cultist moles started worshipping her we'd be fucked. tho cultist moles prob wouldn't be able to sell shit at the farmers market

[coulee]

can't believe i wanted him to hit on me.

i promise like scout's honor and stuff even though i was never in scouts that i didn't do this to keep y'all away from my happy place

[beautyfull]

jeez dude keep it in yr bedroom/greenhouse...

[stophit]

i fuckin punched him when i heard it. doing all this shit cause your gf's a huge plant monster what the FUCK

[beautyfull]

omg you're more of a hero than we even deserve

[crawlwaller]

So he like [...] had control of his brain still or

[stophit]

yeah when we got there he like [...] had his back to us and was holding his arms out to the sky and said persephone was coming soon and we'd understand everything

dude. i don't understand fuckin ANYTHING

[crawlwaller]

Oh ok [...] I guess I was kind of hoping Persephone just like got to him early but he definitely did all this himself and dragged a lot of people along with him ok