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[coulee]

if you stole took [...] accidentally might've walked away with irene the lil calico figurine from mew'n'brew [...] can you bring her back. please. accidents happen dw about it but she's kind of good luck and


and does anybody wanna take me shopping tomorrow. you've gotta have my best interests at heart and also you've gotta have patience, like a fuckload of it.

and good job on ev

[added later after rory was left bored at the café counter. click for full size.]

Comments

[careersinsuperscience]

Has anyone checked the stashes of our station's most kleptomania-prone felines?

[failson]

Not yet, I don't know who they are.

[careersinsuperscience]

Well there's Bunny, who has the longest ears and likely shoplifts to make up for the lack of control she feels in her life, Charo who has a very mischievous air around her, and The Masked Menace, who's actually very sweet but with a trouble past.

[failson]

[...] Are these literal cats?

[careersinsuperscience]

Of course! I'm not creative enough to conjure a creature as complex as Charo from thin air.

[failson]

I mean, I do think you're creative enough! I just wasn't sure if these were actual cats, or like, cat people. Like how I'm a opossum-person.

[careersinsuperscience]

I do hope none of our station's esteemed cat people has a dark secret to confess. I would feel awful if The Masked Menace in maintenance felt I was trying to call them out.

[failson]

Oh, they're really nice, actually.

[careersinsuperscience]

Which is why, even though a maintenance position would give them the exact cover necessary to steal important trinkets from the different shops, I would never accuse them!

[failson]

We bonded over Lord of the Rings. They wouldn't do this to me!

[coulee]

missy's been keeping the menace in line. you're welcome everybody

[careersinsuperscience]

Is she doing this out of the goodness of her heart, or is she being compensated for her time and effort?

[coulee]

tbh??? they're probably busy stirring up their own special kind of trouble and we just haven't realized it yet

[careersinsuperscience]

Well, girls will be girls.

[coulee]

yeah full of plots n chaos.

[lenzpolzin]

don't look at scratch.
he's more the delivering dead things type. a giver.

[careersinsuperscience]

A paternal type, trying to feed those around him! Currently very low on my list of suspects.

[lenzpolzin]

as he should be.
going full detective again, huh?

[careersinsuperscience]

I have an astounding amount of free time in the middle of the night for my little projects, like investigating cats.

[lenzpolzin]

lots of time for skulking around unnoticed too. maybe you're the thief.

[careersinsuperscience]

The fuzz is hot on my trail. You'll never find the lil calico now.

[lenzpolzin]

a hostage situation. how dire.