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[coulee]

if you stole took [...] accidentally might've walked away with irene the lil calico figurine from mew'n'brew [...] can you bring her back. please. accidents happen dw about it but she's kind of good luck and


and does anybody wanna take me shopping tomorrow. you've gotta have my best interests at heart and also you've gotta have patience, like a fuckload of it.

and good job on ev

[added later after rory was left bored at the café counter. click for full size.]

Comments

[failson]

You too??? Someone took the little Hello Kitty notebook I keep next to the cash register.

[careersinsuperscience]

Has anyone checked the stashes of our station's most kleptomania-prone felines?

[failson]

Not yet, I don't know who they are.

[careersinsuperscience]

Well there's Bunny, who has the longest ears and likely shoplifts to make up for the lack of control she feels in her life, Charo who has a very mischievous air around her, and The Masked Menace, who's actually very sweet but with a trouble past.

[failson]

[...] Are these literal cats?

[careersinsuperscience]

Of course! I'm not creative enough to conjure a creature as complex as Charo from thin air.

[coulee]

missy's been keeping the menace in line. you're welcome everybody

[careersinsuperscience]

Is she doing this out of the goodness of her heart, or is she being compensated for her time and effort?

[lenzpolzin]

don't look at scratch.
he's more the delivering dead things type. a giver.

[careersinsuperscience]

A paternal type, trying to feed those around him! Currently very low on my list of suspects.

[lenzpolzin]

as he should be.
going full detective again, huh?

[careersinsuperscience]

I have an astounding amount of free time in the middle of the night for my little projects, like investigating cats.

[coulee]

you sure it didn't slip behind anything. books love slippin behind stuff.

[failson]

Yes, I've checked everywhere. It's very discouraging.

[coulee]

probably a coincidence

[failson]

I hope so! It's disheartening to think that anyone would steal from their co-workers.

[coulee]

if they did though maybe they [...] really needed that hello kitty notebook??

[dorinlee]

[...] I don't want to jump to conclusions or anything. But some of the glass buttons I left out in the sewing room are missing too. [...] Maybe I just misplaced them, though!

[failson]

Oh noooooooo, those are nice buttons!

[dorinlee]

Yeah. They're vintage and really cute too. [...] But hopefully they'll turn up!

[failson]

I hope so, too! Maybe we're all just forgetful after the stress of evaluations.

[coulee]

folks lose stuff!!!!

[coulee]

were they cat shaped.

[dorinlee]

No. [...] I have some that're cat-shaped, though, if you want them?

[coulee]

[...] no i was joki like "oh a pattern" but nah