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Peace and love to the newbies, but if I hear one more Peter Pan joke I'm going to commit a felony. That is all!

So you do find it funny!

Plenty of comedians are unfunny. Amy Schumer, for example.

Wow, I'm the Amy Schumer of this situation?

Is that a goal of yours?

You know what's funny that I've noticed about you? We'll be talking, and I'll ask a question, and you'll answer with another question. You really like doing that.

Anyway, to answer your question, no. Not at all. I'd rather be Dr. Radish Man.

If I don't question everything I'll break out into hives, Dr. Radish Man.

An inquisitive spirit! And sensitive skin. And nary a shadow to your name.

You know me so well! It's eerie.

Lol.

But how many Peter Pan jokes have you gotten? It's only been five days.

~~Don't you think one is~~ [...] Even one is too many. I refuse to be annoyed or inconvenienced in any way.

Edited 2023-05-26 02:57 (UTC)

In any way? How are you managing that? Honest question. Please don't answer with a different question.

You think you can tell me what to do?

Wow, I'm actually kind of impressed. I thought that was pretty airtight to questioning, but you found the way through.

I love a challenge, my radish friend. Never underestimate me.

🫡 Never did, definitely not planning on doing so in the future.

Excellent. I'm sure you'll stay on my good side.

Do questions get answered on the good side?

What's in it for me?

Jesus Christ, it's just hit after hit after hit with you. Respect.

I don't know. What do you want?

A small token of appreciation in the form of a brownie.

A brownie? Like for each question, or once I give you a brownie that's like completing your questline?

I require a brownie posthaste. That's the only information you get.

🫡

Edited (Link to next day at Explorer Evals...) 2023-05-26 22:08 (UTC)

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