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[exacutus]

Peace and love to the newbies, but if I hear one more Peter Pan joke I'm going to commit a felony. That is all!

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[loudon]

Peter Pan joke?

[exacutus]

You see, everyone keeps razzing me for being an eternal manchild.

[loudon]

At least you're not Tinkerbell. She dies from not getting enough attention.

[exacutus]

That I'll own.

[misapplied]

i'm tinkerbell

[coulee]

hi

[nolitangere]

If anyone gives you that shit again, hit em with your shadow jutsu, Shikamaru.

[exacutus]

I know you didn't just reference Naruto at me.

[nolitangere]

You must live a very terrifying existence, not knowing these things as they happen to you.

[coulee]

i don't get it.

[exacutus]

Oh, it's because I have a crocodile nemesis.

[coulee]

[...] ok so i'm gonna go back go the princess bride cause this whole post makes even less sense every time i read something new.

[beautyfull]

You can FLY?

[exacutus]

Sure!

[beautyfull]

Ok well with the actual reason I'd just pretend they were abso insane and couldn't see the Clearly Right There shadow like sometimes gaslighting is fine

[maccool]

you the one with the hook hand?

[exacutus]

How did you guess?

[nolitangere]

Man door hand hook car

[maccool]

you have that vibe about you

[lenzpolzin]

no other choice. if you don't make an example of one they'll never learn.

[exacutus]

Violence might not be the answer, but crime certainly is.

[lenzpolzin]

violence does speak to a lack of creativity.

[artificialgravity]

oh shit i gotta rework my whole routine now

[exacutus]

Please. I'd hate to be disappointed by you so quickly.

[artificialgravity]

i like to give people at least a month before they give up on me