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[exacutus]

Peace and love to the newbies, but if I hear one more Peter Pan joke I'm going to commit a felony. That is all!

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[nolitangere]

You know what's funny that I've noticed about you? We'll be talking, and I'll ask a question, and you'll answer with another question. You really like doing that.

Anyway, to answer your question, no. Not at all. I'd rather be Dr. Radish Man.

[exacutus]

If I don't question everything I'll break out into hives, Dr. Radish Man.

[nolitangere]

An inquisitive spirit! And sensitive skin. And nary a shadow to your name.

[exacutus]

You know me so well! It's eerie.

[nolitangere]

Lol.

But how many Peter Pan jokes have you gotten? It's only been five days.

[exacutus]

Don't you think one is [...] Even one is too many. I refuse to be annoyed or inconvenienced in any way.

[nolitangere]

In any way? How are you managing that? Honest question. Please don't answer with a different question.

[exacutus]

You think you can tell me what to do?

[nolitangere]

Wow, I'm actually kind of impressed. I thought that was pretty airtight to questioning, but you found the way through.

[exacutus]

I love a challenge, my radish friend. Never underestimate me.

[nolitangere]

🫡 Never did, definitely not planning on doing so in the future.

[exacutus]

Excellent. I'm sure you'll stay on my good side.

[nolitangere]

Do questions get answered on the good side?

[exacutus]

What's in it for me?

[nolitangere]

Jesus Christ, it's just hit after hit after hit with you. Respect.

I don't know. What do you want?

[exacutus]

A small token of appreciation in the form of a brownie.

[nolitangere]

A brownie? Like for each question, or once I give you a brownie that's like completing your questline?

[exacutus]

I require a brownie posthaste. That's the only information you get.

[nolitangere]

🫡