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[failson]

Soooooooo, has anyone else ever gotten a really long and thoughtful letter from their (incredibly nice!) ex that they broke up with so as not to burden them with all their Liminal issues asking them to return to their home state and spend Christmas break with them or is the Rift causing me to have some ridiculous Hallmark movie delusions? Is that it? Is that the next thing? We haven't had any disasters in a couple weeks so I figured I'd check.

Comments

[rafflesian]

👀👀👀👀👀👀👀 omg...

this is your chance

[failson]

Am I hallucinating?

[rafflesian]

is the letter romo????

[failson]

I don't know, can you read it for me???

[beautyfull]

Babe all my exes ever sent me are like, cease and desists and baby shower invites this is rare n special. Did u like them? Like lots?

[failson]

SO much. I just thought he deserved better. In my defense I was really going through it.

[beautyfull]

k well let this be yr lesson that no one deserves better than u
Are you gonna go?

[failson]

I want to but also I feel like an asshole because I'm the one who broke it off. What would you do?

[stophit]

how long's it been

[failson]

5? 6? Years. Is that weird?

[stophit]

nah. it's kinda romantic he never got over you

[failson]

I always assumed he'd move on! I thought about writing him lots of times but I didn't want to interfere with the perfect little life he was having that I imagined in my head. I think I'm a dumbass.

[emceed]

This is such a cute humblebrag omg

[failson]

I feel like somebody might be playing a cruel trick on me, which is why I need a second opinion!

[emceed]

I would maybe text with him a little before agreeing to a cute Christmas vacay? Oh or FaceTime's even better, make sure it's actually him.

[rainbowfish]

I'd also be suspicious. But you can write back without agreeing right away.

[failson]

I think I'll do that and then FaceTime him first to make sure it's actually him.

[mxpotatohead]

OMG what if he's a liminal now and he's like WOW I never really underSTOOD you before but now we can relate on that #liminallevel and do lil purple smooches in the christmas smooching shed?????

[failson]

I hadn't even thought of that??? Maybe I should check the registry.

[emulsify]

last I heard, they've got bubbles shooting up out of the earth in NZ. pretty sure that's the closest we've got to romantic delusions. either way, life's short.

[failson]

[...] I'm going to write back to him and see what happens.

[emulsify]

hope it works out! and that he's gotten 300% hunkier in the inbetween years. [...] and if it doesn't work out, hey, maybe there's good shopping wherever you'd be visiting.

[buffdebuff]

Delusions of Hallmark are a new one for me.

[failson]

You never know what's next!

[buffdebuff]

Around here, that's for certain.