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[beautyfull]

hi do any of u do anything for Halloween around here that id be stepping on if i planned a party

(or are u all straight or something but i do have my doubts this time)

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[beautyfull]

hmm thats a choice but this party is more sexy than scary

[bwnedpronouncedboned]

so you're saying i gotta go back on that bottom friendly diet i remain heavily convinced that het marriages are a fetish but i do think the costume falls flat without a trashy wife that's too hot for me complaining about my foot smell to her friend while drinking white wine with ice cubes so i'll keep thinking

[beautyfull]

u could do this with an attack robot for some like, nuanced social commentary but somehow i do not think that is the vibe

[bwnedpronouncedboned]

i have never commented socially in my life also we both know i'm more suited to being the wife i got the legs for them cutoffs

[beautyfull]

oh yr right wait be the wife with that apron and i think we have ourselves a winner

[bwnedpronouncedboned]

but then when i make sexist jokes ppl will think i'm just being funny instead of a misogynist and then i'll never get to join the boys club

[beautyfull]

but u WILL have proved yr not like other girls for all the boys n isnt that worth something

[bwnedpronouncedboned]

it's worth at least one (1) listen to... that one taylor swift song wow i'm a terrible gay

[beautyfull]

i don't think i know any taylor swift songs

[bwnedpronouncedboned]

isn't she on wap

[beautyfull]

idk if that sounds right is that the message yr trying to convey

[bwnedpronouncedboned]

is there any other message worth conveying

[beautyfull]

yr right good job taylor swift.