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[beautyfull]

hi do any of u do anything for Halloween around here that id be stepping on if i planned a party

(or are u all straight or something but i do have my doubts this time)

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[mxpotatohead]

LAST year I ate so much discount candy I threw up but that was in Mississippi idk if they have the same level of discount candy way up north

[beautyfull]

noooo baby thats so bad for u

[loudon]

Everyone's straight here, sorry.

[beautyfull]

my inevitable conclusion.......

[coulee]

provincetown but those ain't team-building office party trips iykwim

[beautyfull]

oooo what's in PROVINCETOWN

Rory.

[loudon]

Hey quick q—what kind of sexy costumes do old people wear?

[failson]

Can I help?

[beautyfull]

like. please. I have a sort of general plan but last time i threw a party i forgot about food until 12:34 pm day of so clearly i need another set of eyes on this

[seawater]

Oh no did I get transferred to the straight station?

[beautyfull]

yes.yr gov assigned wife will be in shortly

[bwnedpronouncedboned]

finally it's time for the straight pride parade

[beautyfull]

i cant even joke about this that sounds so sad

[coulee]

[rainbowfish]

It's not even October yet.

[beautyfull]

it's september 28th

[emulsify]

oh no has no one told you about enodia's straight babadook?

[beautyfull]

wait the babadook's famously gay

[stophit]

since when is halloween a gay holiday

[beautyfull]

since like, eternity babe it's self expression and getting to be anyone u want and scaring everyone else whats gayer

[artificialgravity]

yeah didn't i tell you

putting on a costume turns you gay

dm: crysta/eureka

[rafflesian]

hi baby girl

how would you feel if i died at your party?

dm: crysta/eureka

[beautyfull]

Like


Bad???? It’s not that kind of party?? Omg are u ok???

[maccool]

no we actually didn't start to have parties until all you youngins showed up

[beautyfull]

Every day I curse my influencer career for distracting me from this my tru calling

[artificialgravity]

whit halloween possum photoshoot

for the algorithm

[failson]

[...] I'll do it if you tag my ex-family's business in it. I want revenge.

[emceed]

Oh thank GOD. It's the best holiday.