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Would anyone be into a movie night, or would that just sow discord among us?

We could get a big projector and set something up outside, maybe? It might be cute??

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I believe you! If anything, not enough meals include tater tots.

See? There are true monsters among us.

They're a very versatile form of potato!

I hope nobody here went to Yale business school, in which case I'm sorry, but also they ARE monsters.

They're kind of like if McDonald's hashbrowns had children.

There's an exception to every rule. Maybe.

Exactly! That's why they're called Tots!

Maybe. Maybe that's someone's superpower.

Y'know, that actually never occurred to me until this moment.

Exception to every rule? Could be great. Could also be horrible.

I also never thought about it until you said it.

Oh, I meant the superpower to be a business school grad and not be a jerk, but also your thing sounds both great and terrible all at once.

Oh thank god I'm not alone.

Sometimes I really wonder if there are limits on this whole powers thing. There should be limits on this whole thing.

I can't unsee it now, though.

I hope there are limits. I wouldn't trust most people with too much power??

Just a happy family of hashbrowns with their tater tot children.

Way too many people suck that don't have superpowers.

That's so wholesome???

It's true. And I mean, in saying this, I'm not saying that I don't suck, but I at least try to make an effort not to???

McDonald's should be hiring us.

You don't suck. I feel pretty safe assuming you wouldn't immediately plot world domination if given mind control powers.

I could pitch it to them. I have marketing experience.

I wouldn't. All I want is to run my dumb little store and for people not to yell at me and/or scream when they look at me??? That's very nice of you to say, though. Thank you for being so nice!

I don't, so I'd probably be a horrible business partner. But I could convince the ice cream machine to work, if that counts for anything?

You need to stop thanking me for just saying facts.

I feel like the world might implode if a McDonald's ice cream machine actually worked.

I just really appreciate it, that's all.

I can't guarantee it'd keep working, but I feel like I could make headway on negotiations.

Fine, okay. You're welcome to it, then.

Do they just hate doing work? Because if so, that's relatable af.

Thank you! 😌

Yeah, it's around 20% boredom and 80% spite. It's also why the McFlurry ingredients are never mixed in properly.

I knew it!

It's true. The little plastic spoon goes around twice before the machine decides it hates human happiness.

We should petition to get a machine here that works.

Oh, they're all perfectly capable of working. I just kind of think perpetual spinning makes machines angry.

It must get boring.

You ever been on the whip? Those things are mean. They're out for blood.

I don't know what that means but it sounds scary?

It's a carnival ride. Spins you around real fast. There used to be one on a truck that drove around when I was a kid and some teenager would throw candy at you. Great ride! Just - a very different experience nowadays.