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Would anyone be into a movie night, or would that just sow discord among us?

We could get a big projector and set something up outside, maybe? It might be cute??

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We should petition to get a machine here that works.

Oh, they're all perfectly capable of working. I just kind of think perpetual spinning makes machines angry.

It must get boring.

You ever been on the whip? Those things are mean. They're out for blood.

I don't know what that means but it sounds scary?

It's a carnival ride. Spins you around real fast. There used to be one on a truck that drove around when I was a kid and some teenager would throw candy at you. Great ride! Just - a very different experience nowadays.

Oh, yikes! I can imagine. I don't think I could do that now, either.

Maybe not the spinning violently, yeah. But what about a bored teenager half-heartedly tossing candy at you?

I'm scared of teenagers. They're MERCILESS!

Alright, yeah. I'll give you that one. But it's only one. They're less powerful when separated from their friends.

And they don't whip candy at your head and then laugh?

Only when they're getting paid less than minimum wage to do it.

So all of them.

Who's paying them to throw things at you?

I don't know! I've never been to a carnival!

I thought you were talking about daily life! I was deeply concerned about the local teens.

[...] Never?

Oh, I thought we were talking about carny teens specifically.

No, I wasn't allowed.

I don't think that's typical behavior of any teens other than the ones that had to drive around the tri-state area in a metal death trap.

Wait, so nobody let you have real funnel cake?

Oh, okay. That's... good???

I don't know what that is, so... no.

Also, I'm pretty sure a bunch of drunk adults were grievously injured and the whole mobile whip operation was shut down.

Oh my god. I don't know if I need to learn how to fry dough personally or if I need to find an open fair but you are missing out.

Oh nooooooooooooooo, that's horrible!

What is it?

They were drinking heavily and trying to cram themselves into cars built for children. They probably deserved it.

It's - They drizzle fried dough onto a plate and then they top it with powdered sugar and it's horrible for your insides but amazing for your emotional health.

Ah, that's a really good point.

Ooooooh that does sound amazing??? Good thing I'm immune to tummyaches now.

I'm pretty sure no one actually died, if that helps?

All of the emotional benefits and none of the physical pitfalls! I'm so jealous.

Maybe we can do that power sharing thing so that you can eat as much as you want.