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[nolitangere]

[On the "Permanent FT Staff" filter—ie, NO JORGENSBORG]

I'm so MAD at you all.

Why didn't anyone tell me that Dr. Jorgensborg looks kinda like the ghost motorcyclist in Céline Dion's haunted chateau????????? We were all freaking out about Céline Dion's ghost motorcyclist??????



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[coulee]

she's right behind oingo boingo in the tally

[nolitangere]

Hm, way more people are singing about ghosts than I initially thought.

[coulee]

ghosts are all about untold stories and missed opportunities, musicians love that shit.

[nolitangere]

And bustin', if you're Ray Parker Jr. It does seem like a very rich vein of emotion.

[coulee]

there's a ton of country ghost shit.

[loudon]

There are a lot of great murder ballads from the perspective of the guy being murdered.

[coulee]

i know i'm usually all "violence? no thanks" but this is badass.

[loudon]

Usually it's his long-suffering wife doing the murderin', if that helps any.

[coulee]

ladies should stop marrying dudes. we're the worst.

[loudon]

I think there's a country song called that.

[coulee]

i wrote it, it's called "let me take care of him so you can take care of yourself winking emoji" (there was a mistake with the paperwork)

[loudon]

You'll have to play it for me sometime.

[philomathean]

😬

[coulee]

jack's cool though, you can keep him.

[philomathean]

Sweet success!!! [...] Phew!

Ack! Jannie

[nolitangere]

Only eight years to go? Sorry.

Ack! Jannie

[philomathean]

Eights years per!

I'm not worried though. If you ever murdered me, I would haunt the shit out of you and I've always wanted to do that to somebody.

Ack! Jannie

[nolitangere]

I think the musical trend is women murdering their lousy husbands, actually. Either way, we get a song out of it.

Ack! Jannie

[philomathean]

Who should we sell the rights to?

Ack! Jannie

[nolitangere]

Aaron Dessner, let’s make this shit devastating.

Ack! Jannie

[philomathean]

Oh, I was going to say Kate Bush but Aaron Dessner is definitely […] more correct.

Ack! Jannie

[nolitangere]

Hm. Noting you as a Dessnerhead. Maybe for our honeymoon we can fly to Ohio on a swarm of bees. Would be great for the 'Gram.

Ack! Jannie

[philomathean]

A little more romantic and picturesque than hanging out in the dark side of a gym, for sure.

[…] Did you want to go on a honeymoon?

Ack! Jannie

[nolitangere]

Oh, I was just joking. I figure it'd kind of be a hassle to schedule, and we'd just be doing it for the pictures anyway. Maybe Montreal if we found the time?

Ack! Jannie

[philomathean]

Okay, same same. I was actually thinking that we might just want to do a courthouse wedding after all, since the engagement party was so lovely. [...] And maybe just not tell anybody. :)