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[stgermaine]

'Tis I, the mole man.

It's been decided that ESS-CC02, aka "Mauldry", will be the mole experiencing a slightly extended stay with us.

I have it on good authority that Dr. Jorgensborg will be arriving this Wednesday, so the mother and the other two pups will be gone by the weekend. Now's your chance to say goodbye to the rest of the family.

Update: My apologies, but until further notice, no one outside of research can visit the moles. Security can still move freely as needed.

[Evan]

Thank you for your input. I'm sorry it didn't work out how you wanted.

Comments

[philomathean]

No, you can't. You already don't sleep enough. But thank you! I'll just bully the shit out of Cairo.

[nolitangere]

I can't? [...] If you say so.

[philomathean]

We gotta keep you sharp. You're this station's crown jewel. (Not open for debate or comment, y'all. Thank you!)

[nolitangere]

Please don't say that.

[stgermaine]

I'm going to work on a big shifting of the shifts, just to make sure people who agreed to late night schedules can get a reprieve.

[imaginist]

I'm willing to take a few late night shifts. Try not to be sadistic.

[stgermaine]

A few? If I'm sadistic then you're masochistic.

[imaginist]

You say that like you haven't already scheduled yourself to relieve people on night shift. And I'll be awake anyway. I can handle it.

[stgermaine]

Careful what you wish for or we'll end up on the same shift.

[imaginist]

That would be the sadism I was talking about. And also pointless redundancy. The moles hardly need two researchers watching them at 3 AM.

[stgermaine]

But we could discuss theory into the early hours of the morning.

[imaginist]

If it's mole theory, I reached my limit last week. Bring on the next giant mutant.

[stgermaine]

Then perhaps we should go over exactly that. We could look at other local species that might also be exposed to the rift.

[imaginist]

You do that. I have plenty on my plate without adding literal wild goose chases.

[coulee]

🐄

[beautyfull]

but u do sleep right
can u please not be stupid and

[...] creeper behaviour. sleep more.

[imaginist]

Worried I'll be too sleep deprived for your Pride Party? You've already obligated me to be there.

[beautyfull]

yeah but if you're sleepy on the dance floor you will detract SO hard from the CAREFULLY established Vibe

[imaginist]

I was going to avoid the dance floor anyway, so problem solved.

[beautyfull]

BORing whatev there's other places too

[philomathean]

That would be amazing, but I won't make anyone take a night shift that they don't want. It is important to keep your promises! Lol.

[stgermaine]

I already asked our brilliant new addition, Dr. Sweetapple, to take over your shift. It'll be a way to get him accustomed to our work.

Consider it a tiny engagement present.

Isaiah

[burnplan]

Cool, I'm busy anyway. Just make sure the Director knows I'm not just dropping the ball on mole schedules because I feel like it.

Hera/Isaiah

[stgermaine]

Ah, I'm sorry Hera. I got carried away with everyone trying to trade shifts and get volunteers.

Hera/Isaiah

[burnplan]

Whatever, we're almost done with this anyway.