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[coulee]

real important announcement, some new residents moved in today. like this one. she's cody, she lives on floor 3 with me and miss christopher now and so far she likes hoodies n snacks so i reckon she'll fit in good. don't take it too personal if she's all "whoa who's that idk what i think about them yet" for a bit seeing as she missed orientation last month.

anyways this is all i'm gonna talk about for the next half year so like. fyi.

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[coulee]

enthusiastic consent and science i'm lovin it. i'd drink that though fyi

✨fancy✨

[sticks_and_stones]

Ok Hypatia, make a joke!! You got this girl!! Please love yourself more, Rory. Hahahaha

Do you want to invite anyone else??

[coulee]

dw i love myself all the time

idk

[sticks_and_stones]

Good! Wait is that a

Lou?? Or should we do a wine night test run with just us? Would Lou drink dog/cat wine?

[coulee]

lou's probably gonna read this and he can definitely come if he wants cause we're kind of a package deal. rufus is like ✨the wine guy✨ but it also means he's got standards??? i know. weird

[sticks_and_stones]

That's what I figured :) Lou, when you see this, you should come to wine night!!

Rufus is welcome too! If he doesn't mind that I have very basic taste in wine. Sometimes I drink rose with ice cubes which I've heard is very Mom of me and now that I think about it I should not admit this.

And I guess I know your wine standards, since you're all in on that salmon wine.

[loudon]

[...] Do I have to drink fish wine? Or can I bring normal wine?

[sticks_and_stones]

There's normal wine!! Fish wine is for the pets. But also Rory and I are going to taste-test it.

[loudon]

No offence or anything, but I don't want to do that. But I'll bring something nice to share instead.

[sticks_and_stones]

Oh, no, I would never make anyone! Rory just can't do it alone, you know?? That's not nice.

Thank you!! I'll get some cheese and crackers too! And fruit! And I'll bring some fresh bread. And

[loudon]

I can bring some dainties, too.

[sticks_and_stones]

Only if you want to!! I just want this to be fun and relaxing and no pressure. I haven't had a wine night in ages.

[loudon]

I like making stuff for other people to enjoy, so this is a good excuse.

[sticks_and_stones]

Perfect :) I do too!

Potato can come too, if you want! I'll see if there are any fancy lizard drinks...

[loudon]

Oh, don't worry about it. I can just bring him some of his usual treats.

[sticks_and_stones]

Well I'm at least getting him a pretty bowl for those treats.

[loudon]

That's very kind, thank you. He appreciates it.

[kobalt]

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Can I bring wine?

[sticks_and_stones]

Absolutely!!! Please forgive us for any bad wine we have, though.

[nitere]

Do you realize how that could be misread

[coulee]

[nitere]