enodia_ic | (no subject)

or just like
kill the interview

BUT!! This would like. Inspire Kids to get STEM degrees aren't u supposed to WANT that

She would've been better served narrowing down her interest to four or five researchers. As it stands, I'm not sure I want to be working alongside someone with such indiscriminate taste.

she's like. 17. She's ENTHUSIASTIC. you're just mad bc she didn't love yr papers best

We don't actually know if she did or didn't love my papers best. She didn't provide a ranking.

If you are her favorite, can we hire her?

It would demonstrate good judgement, which would be a point in her favour.

i'll ask her for that on the thank u tok

If Cairo is in the top 10, I will forever oppose her hiring.

Idk Cairo’s paper on like
Watching liminal grass grow was p cool

Cairo spent months measuring individual blades just to determine that Liminal grass grows 92% faster than normal grass. Fascinating.

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beautyfull - 2023-06-21 00:07 (UTC) - Expand

Plus, think about how fucking annoying she would be when she got here.

Precisely. This is all fun and games until we actually have some random teenager wandering around our workplace. Who's going to babysit her?

I nominate Raine.

I don't actually need an entire intern or I wouldn't mind.

If you don't take her, she'll have to go to Eureka and their experiments.

I'm reading the letter she wrote them right now and I feel like she might be game for that.

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imaginist - 2023-06-20 21:48 (UTC) - Expand

Come on. Don't you guys remember what it was like to be bored in a high school science class?

I graduated from high school at 14 through an online program, so no. Were you the type of bored teenager who thought it would be a good idea to mail every employee at the nearby research station?

You were never seventeen and bored in your masters' program?

No, but that would've been a lot more productive than the things I actually did.

Oh, frequently. But I conducted private experiments instead of bothering people I wanted to impress. At seventeen, I had the sense to know my brain had yet to fully develop.

Graffiti and petty theft?

You can babysit her, then.

Thank you.

Maybe we can offer her a tour of the facilities. That would be harmless.