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I think we should hire Ernestine Waters.

Plus, think about how fucking annoying she would be when she got here.

Precisely. This is all fun and games until we actually have some random teenager wandering around our workplace. Who's going to babysit her?

I nominate Raine.

I don't actually need an entire intern or I wouldn't mind.

If you don't take her, she'll have to go to Eureka and their experiments.

I'm reading the letter she wrote them right now and I feel like she might be game for that.

Wonderful. Now her parents only need to sign a release form to allow their child to undergo Liminal experimentation.

Come on. Don't you guys remember what it was like to be bored in a high school science class?

I graduated from high school at 14 through an online program, so no. Were you the type of bored teenager who thought it would be a good idea to mail every employee at the nearby research station?

You were never seventeen and bored in your masters' program?

No, but that would've been a lot more productive than the things I actually did.

Oh, frequently. But I conducted private experiments instead of bothering people I wanted to impress. At seventeen, I had the sense to know my brain had yet to fully develop.

Graffiti and petty theft?

Well, we can't all be that self-aware.

No comment.

It's my curse to be sensible beyond my years.

Fine, you're right. A seventeen-year-old whose primary obsessions appear to be stalking scientists and reading cutting-edge Liminal research is meant to spend time with the likes of us.