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[misapplied]

so my powers are still gone

Comments

[loudon]

Maybe you should go to medical.

[misapplied]

the WORST part of getting hit by several bolts of lightning is how everyone's always telling you to go to medical

[loudon]

Generally getting hit by lightning is considered a bad thing.

[misapplied]

i know it's bad to get hit by lightning! thanks!

[bwnedpronouncedboned]

Medical's just going to stick you in a bed for observation or whatever to be honest

[misapplied]

do you need me to jailbreak u

[bwnedpronouncedboned]

I I mean I was going to settle for a coloring book and a beer

[misapplied]

i have no interest in bringing you things but good luck

[bwnedpronouncedboned]

I respect that lowercase TBH

[nolitangere]

Resting is key to recovery.

[bwnedpronouncedboned]

You know what helps me rest

[nolitangere]

Do I want to ask What helps you rest?

[misapplied]

bet it's beer

[nolitangere]

Well [...] yeah.

[misapplied]

do they let you get shitfaced in medical

[nolitangere]

No????. If you're under observation you can drink: water, juice (apple, orange, grape, cranberry, or prune), tea (caffeine-free only), or milk.

And it all comes in containers that look like pudding cups, so that's pretty fun.

[misapplied]

isn't a prune just a dried something

[nolitangere]

It's a dried plum. [...] And I don't know how the dried plum becomes wet plum water or why we call it dried plum juice. We just have it if you want to drink it.

[bwnedpronouncedboned]

It was rum actually

[misapplied]

i'll bring you rum since it's illegal

[bwnedpronouncedboned]

I escaped on my own I'm an independent woman

[misapplied]

oh nice job. didn't think you had it in you

[bwnedpronouncedboned]

I'm impressively halfway to s******** I have no clue if any that word actually worked

[nolitangere]

Did you sign out at least?

[bwnedpronouncedboned]

I told Spirit to forge my signature does that count