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so my powers are still gone

Spirit is in our Division. They should know better. I'm just sending them a neutral reminder that sign-out sheets are audited and this is covered in Section 1.2A.593.C.1039157i of the Extended Employee Reference under the Documentation Guidelines subheading.

Edited (Link is OOC.) 2023-06-19 04:22 (UTC)

is spirit hot

~~Not a giant bug, so no.~~ I mean I don't know. They're [...] Spirit.

how do you not know if they're hot. are they invisible?

They got weak bones

You're into that?

Nah I like them chunky

Edited (I'm legit dictating my tags aloud but sometimes l can't let it stand ) 2023-06-19 04:32 (UTC)

Oh yeah, you've mentioned that. [...] Good to know.

are my bones nice

You ain't got a bad job on Jawbone did you say Jawbone feel like you didn't say Jawbone

No, Spirit is visible despite what their name might suggest. I meant I don't think about whether Spirit is hot. Because I'm busy adhering to documentation guidelines. Which are in place for safety purposes.

you don't just make a snap judgement about whether or not people are hot when you meet them

~~I DON'T THINK SPIRIT IS HOT!!! I DON'T THINK SPIRIT IS HOT!!!! ARE YOU HAPPY NOW????? WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME????????????????~~

I never judge anyone.

EVER?

Never [...] ever. Peace and love on planet Earth. Is what I always say.

Edited (A huge cartoon bead of sweat has started to form on his temple.) 2023-06-19 04:40 (UTC)

and you like minions. you're so weird

Oh I don't like Minions anymore. I'm abstaining.

Do I have to come back or can I finish my alcoholic beverage

If you really didn't want to be under observation I'm not going to make you come back. That probably won't help you, either.

I'm just saying, the juices...

I'll be back in 18 minutes if I can have a prune juice with room for rum

Fine. But I'll pretend I didn't read this.

^{[OOC: Them later.]}

Edited 2023-06-19 04:43 (UTC)

Yeah our digestive systems are going to party

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